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The Bum

While walking down the street, a bum asks a man for $2.

"Will you buy booze?" the man asks, to which the bum replies "No."

"Will you gamble it away?"

Once again the bum replies "No."

Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what
happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"


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