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Some funny quotes on Man And Woman

Smart man + Smart women = Romance
Smart man + Dumb women = Pregnancy
Dumb man + Smart women = Affair
Dumb man + Dumb women = marriage
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profits
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't

A woman worries about the future until she gets a

A man never worries about the future until he gets a

A successful man is one who makes more money that
his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot &
not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single man,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a
woman- before marriage and after marriage.



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