Smart Programmer

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit
except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her
grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the
young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving
each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch
black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without
saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash
for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped
him."

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know the
young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't
missed him when she slapped me!"

The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed
me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He
thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance
to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same
time!"
Be A Smart Programmer!!!!!!