Software Guy Proposal Letter

Have you ever wondered how a software guy would
propose?

Well, here is a template ...

Dear Ms. ABC,

Baby, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on
local railway platform and realized that you are
the only site I was browsing for. For long time,
I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my
life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is just an uncompiled program without you
which never produces an executable code and hence
is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your
ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful which encourages
me and gives power to me equal to thousands of
mainframes processing power. When you looked
at me last evening, I felt like all my program
modules were running smoothly and giving expected
results. /* which I never experienced before */.
With this letter, I just want to convey to you
that, if we linked together, I'll provide you all
objects & libraries necessary for a human being to
live an error free life. Also don't bother about the
firewall which may be created by our parents as I've
strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately
break their security passwords and make them agree
for our marriage. I anticipate that nobody is
already logged in to your database so that my connect script
will fail. And its all certain that if this happened
to me, I will crash my system beyond recovery.