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10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some
equally stupid answers:-

1. At the movies:
When you meet quaintances/friends Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing
here?
A: Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some
advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.

2. In the bus:
A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
A: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia why don't you try again or
should i try this time."

3. At a funeralne of the teary-eyed people
Ask Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
A: Why?Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
A: No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly
also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together.
When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
A: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding:
You ask Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
A: No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?
A: No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you
called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win.What
do you think?

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair Stupid
Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
A: No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed oblects in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
A: And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
A: No, it's a miracle, it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!