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Crazy Question and Answer

Crazy Q & A

1) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

2) My father is so old that when he was in
school, history was called current affairs.

3) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man
beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue
would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

4) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you
say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a
good cook.

5). Manager: Sorry,but i can’t give u a job. I
don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just
the right person in this case. You see, I won’t
be of much help anyway!!

6). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports
car around it.

7). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on
“My Dog” is exactly the same as your
brother’s. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

8). Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.Call
the manager!
Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.

9). Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don’t expect to walk there,
do you?

10). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his
brain from me.
Wife:I think he did, I’ve still got mine with me!

11). Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my
garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within
three days, you can keep it.

12). Father: Your teacher says she finds it
impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That’s why I say she’s no good!

Comments

One response to “Crazy Question and Answer”

  1. nakul avatar
    nakul

    nice work
    as it seems to be the collection of few items from here and there, yet its such a nice post to read on as a nice light comedy where in the current scenario some say, “comedy can’t be done without serving sexual content…..’

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