A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG…\
WIFE:”What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?”
HUSBAND:”Definitely not!”
WIFE:”Why not – don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND:”Of course I do.”
WIFE:”Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND:”Okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE:”You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).”
HUSBAND:(makes audible groan).
WIFE:”Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND:”Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE:”Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND:”That would seem like the proper thing to
do.”
WIFE:”Would you play golf with her?”
HUSBAND:”I guess so.”
WIFE:”Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND:”No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: – – – silence – – –
HUSBAND:”Shit.”
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