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Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong

A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG…\

WIFE:”What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?”

HUSBAND:”Definitely not!”

WIFE:”Why not – don’t you like being married?”

HUSBAND:”Of course I do.”

WIFE:”Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”

HUSBAND:”Okay, I’d get married again.”

WIFE:”You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).”

HUSBAND:(makes audible groan).

WIFE:”Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

HUSBAND:”Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE:”Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND:”That would seem like the proper thing to
do.”

WIFE:”Would you play golf with her?”

HUSBAND:”I guess so.”

WIFE:”Would she use my golf clubs?”

HUSBAND:”No, she’s left-handed.”

WIFE: – – – silence – – –

HUSBAND:”Shit.”

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