Interesting Quiz

This is a superb quiz ! Plz read the questions fast and DONT
read them
a second time ! And answer the questions on IMPULSE and not
after much
thinking ! All the best !

1. SAY "BOAST" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "BOAST", NOW SAY COAST 5
TIMES, NOW
SPELL "COAST"..... WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?

ANSWER: BREAD. IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO
AND FIND
YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....IF YOU SAID
"BREAD"
THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2

2. SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK" .....WHAT DO COWS
DRINK?

ANSWER: WATER. IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT
YOU DO NOT
TRY
THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOU BRAIN CELL IS OVER
- TAXED,
YOU
NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD? IF YOU SAID
"WATER"
THEN
YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3.

3. IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS
MADE OUT OF
BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK
HOUSE IS
MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT
OF?

ANSWER:- GLASS. IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!! IF YOU SAID
"GLASS" THEN
PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4.

4. TWENTY YEARS AGO A PLANE WAS FLYING AT 20,000 FEET OVER
DIVIDED
GERMANY, WHEN TWO OF THE ENGINES FAIL. THE PILOT REALISED
THAT THE LAST
REMAINING ENGINE WAS ALSO FAILING, SO HE DECIDED TO MAKE AN
EMERGENCY
LANDING AT THE NEAREST AIRPORT. UNFORTUNATELY THE LAST ENGINE
ALSO
FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF
"NO MAN'S
LAND" BETWEEN EAST AND WEST GERMANY. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE
SURVIVORS
- EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MAN'S LAND"?

ANSWER:- YOU DON'T BURY SURVIVORS! IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER
THAN
THAT, THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD
THE PLANE
CRASH!!! IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE, THEN CARRY ON TO
QUESTION 5.

5. ON A CLOCK, THE HOUR HAND MOVES HALF A DEGREE EVERY
MINUTE. HOW MANY
DEGREES WILL IT TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?

ANSWER: 30 DEGREES. IF YOU SAID 360 DEGREES OR ANYTHING
OTHER THAN THE
ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR... BUT BE
HONEST
WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL
QUESTION?
heehee...IF YOU SAID 30 DEGREES, PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST
QUESTION.

6. **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR** YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM
LONDON TO
MILFORD HAVEN (WALES). IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN
READING 6
PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF,
4 PEOPLE
GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF,16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN
SWANSEA 3
PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET
OFF,3
PEOPLE GET ON
THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVE BUS DEPOT.....WHAT WAS
THE NAME OF
THE BUS DRIVER?

ANSWER: YOUR OWN NAME (READ THE FIRST LINE!) IF YOU SAID 36,
THEN YOU
REALLY SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION, BUT YOU ARE PROBABLY SO
BROKE THAT YOU
CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION ANY MORE. IF YOU SAID YOUR NAME
THEN WHAT
THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WORKING HERE?

FINAL SCORE:

IF YOU HAD 1 OUT OF 6, THEN PLEASE GO BACK TO SCHOOL, IT
WON'T HURT
OTHER THAN YOUR PRIDE...BUT IT MIGHT HURT YOUR BRAIN.
IF YOU HAD 2 OUT OF 6, THEN PLEASE BRUSH UP ON THINGS... YOU
ARE AS
THRILLING AS WATCHING PAINT DRY.
IF YOU HAD 3 OUT OF 6, THEN YOU ALSO HAD 50% RIGHT, THIS IS
NOT BAD, BUT
IT IS ALSO NOT GOOD, A BIT LIKE YOU.
IF YOU HAD 4 OUT OF 6, THEN THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, BUT IF YOU
KEEP
LOOKINGUP, YOU WILL STRAIN YOUR NECK, ALONG WITH YOU GREY
MATTER.
IF YOU HAD 5 OUT OF 6, THEN YOU ARE TO BE CONGRATULATED ON
YOURPERSISTENCE..OR PESTILENCE WHICH EVER YOU PREFER.
IF YOU HAD 6 OUT OF 6, THEN YOU ARE A SAD GIT... YOU SPEND
TOO MUCH
TIME
WORKING OUT STUPID ANSWERS.....GET OUT MORE....