New Element In Periodic Table

A new element called woman:

A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table
which is recommended by my experienced friend.

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from
35 - 200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film
2. Boils at room Temperature
3. Freezes without any known reason
4. Melts if given special treatment
5. Bitter if incorrectly used
6. Sweeter under certain conditions
7. Found in various states, ranging from metals to
common ore
8. Ductile if moulded properly
9. Yields to pressure applied at correct points

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a
range of precious
stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive
substances
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning
and for no known
reason
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly
increases by
saturation in alcohol
4. Most powerful money non-reducing agent known to
man

COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
2. Turns green when placed beside a better
specimen

AVAILABLITY:
1. Available in wide different forms and varieties
2. Can be easily seen in all busy areas

POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although
several can be
maintained at different locations as long as specimens
do not come into direct
contact with each other

!!! WARNING !!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE
SEVERE
FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS.
NOTE: New properties are still being discovered.
Please wait for
updates.