Strict CEO

A company, feeling it was time for a shapeup, hires a new CEO. The
new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive
workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap
leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were
busy working, except for this guy. The CEO decides to let his staff
know that he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you
make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I
make $300.00 a week.........Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams, "Here's two
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!". Surprised and in
fear, the guy immediately leaves.

Feeling pretty good about having fired his first worker, the CEO
looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me which
department that worker belonged to?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He was the
Pizza Delivery guy from Domino's."