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Views on Wives

These are the views of some really great people about a wife. If U diagree with it just delete it , else save it. But remember ur diagreeal doesn't make a difference as I guess these people who have stated these are far more intellectual than we are ............... So just enjoy :-) !

Every man should get married sometime;
after all, happiness is not the only
thing in life!!

An archaeologist is the best husband
a woman can have; the older she gets the more
interested he is in her.
--Agatha Christie

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not
fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
I don't worry about terrorism. I was
married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd be married too.
--H. L. Mencken

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later;
for another thing, they die earlier.
H. L. Mencken
Marriage is a three ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple
smiles, everyone wonders why.
Love is blind but marriage is an
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, You can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want
to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours
That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck,yelling, "Am I
too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I
yelled, "No, jump in!"
If your dog is barking at the back
door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first?
The Dog of least he'll
shut up after you let him in!

A man placed some flowers on the
grave of his dearly departed mother and started
back toward his car when his attention was diverted to
another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with
profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why
did you have to die?
Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and
said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your
private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more
than I've ever seen before.
For whom do you mourn so deeply? A
child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect
himself, then replied, "My wife's first
A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over,
made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she leaned over too
much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while
but then smiled "It Really works!"


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