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World of Romance

World of romance

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman
happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes
and
points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something
she
expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the
point
system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the snow (+8) But return
with
something else (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with a 6-iron (+10)

It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS ----- GREAT ONE !!!
You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
buddy
(-2)
Named Roshni (-4)
Roshni is a dancer (-6)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a bar (+1)

Okay, it's a bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the
colors of your favorite team (-10)

You forgot her birthday (-100000)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called Julie (-30)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts (-30)

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yeah, you lose points no matter
what]
You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

You reply, "Yes" (-5000)

Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
[When she wants to talk about a problem] You listen, displaying what
looks
like a concerned __expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

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