Delivery Interpretations

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women
can deliver a baby in
One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman
cannot deliver a baby in
nine months.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman
can deliver nine
babies
in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a
baby.
5) Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can
deliver a child whether a
man and woman is available or not.
6) Resource optimization team thinks I don't need a
man or woman, i'll
still
produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation team thinks I don't care whether
the child is delivered,
i'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy
with the PROCESS to
produce baby.