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Delivery Interpretations

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women
can deliver a baby in
One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman
cannot deliver a baby in
nine months.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman
can deliver nine
in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a
5) Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can
deliver a child whether a
man and woman is available or not.
6) Resource optimization team thinks I don't need a
man or woman, i'll
produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation team thinks I don't care whether
the child is delivered,
i'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy
with the PROCESS to
produce baby.


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