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Insulting SMS

[1] Fool

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!

[2] Lunatic

I've written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

[3] Dead Fool

Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

[4] Mental

My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!

[5] Animal

Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!

[6] Tough Luck

Sincere Apology: If u dont like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to..... throw ur mobile!!

[7] Doggone
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

[8] Joker

Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker

[9] Monkey

What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."

[10] Brainless

Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age...



someone told me this one:
a wife once asked her husband a question.
she said, if i become fat and ugly, will you abandon me, or will you stay?
she saw that her husband was laughing very hard.
she asked, whats so funny? this is a very serious question.
the husband saidd, well, i'm here now, arent i??

this sms good information for every people or human being

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