- Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. - Anthony’s Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. - Kovac’s Conundrum
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. - Cannon’s Karmic Law
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. - O’brien’s Variation Law
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. - Bell ‘s Theorem
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. - Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. - Willoughby ‘s Law
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will. - Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. - Breda’s Rule
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. - Owen’s Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. - Howden’s Law
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you’re near the mailbox. - Murphy’s Law
What has to go wrong will go wrong.
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