Author: rahul

  • Why I Respect Cockroaches

    Ever seen those little pesky things come out at night from nowhere? Do you wish they were not there? Do you feel like getting rid of all of them or smashing them? Well, think again. These are no ordinary insects. They have evolved over millions of years to become one of the hardiest insects on this earth. Here are some interesting facts about cockroaches:

    • Cockroaches can survive without water for about a month and without food for about three months.
    • Cockroaches are omnivorous, in other words they will eat anything, including each other if there is no other food source available. They prefer food sources such as starches, sweets, grease and meat products, but other items may include cheese, beer, leather, glue, hair, starch in book bindings, flakes of dried skin or decaying organic matter (plant or animal).
    • Cockroaches can live without air for 45 minutes. Therefore even if you try to flush them down your toilet, you have to be sure that they are drowned for more than 45 mins.
    • Cockroaches breathe through their skin and use their head only for drinking and eating. Therefore if you cut off the the head of a cockroach, it would still run around the house for about a week before dying of thirst.
    • Cockroaches can run up to three miles in a hour before calling it a day.
    • The cockroach world does not exist of dating or romantic warm-up rituals. The female mates only once and is pregnant for the rest of her life. Sounds heartbreaking? Think again. Her heart is nothing but a simple tube with valves that pump blood back and forth. The heart can even stop without causing harm to the insect. Moreover the female releases the egg only when it is about to hatch so that the egg is not destroyed by considerable exposure to harsh environmental conditions.
    • A cockroach’s attennae, which rival NASA’s Global Positioning System, help it locate family and friends with state-of-the-art precision. Its set of eyes, made up of 4,000 individual lenses, allows it to see simultaneously in all directions. Its rear end is equipped with a motion detector that lets it know which way to scat when its safety is jeopardized. And unlike other creatures, this insect sheds its skeleton, not its skin.
    • It is popularly suggested that cockroaches will “inherit the earth” if humanity destroys itself in a nuclear war. Cockroaches do indeed have a much higher radiation resistance than vertebrates, with the lethal dose perhaps 6 to 15 times that for humans.

    So the next time you see a cockroach, I hope you don’t look at it as just another insect. But rather respect it the way I do :p.

    References:
    http://www.essortment.com/all/cockroachanthro_ryoa.htm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockroach

  • Downgrading from Windows Vista Business / Ultimate Edition to Windows XP Professional

    The biggest blunder I believe I had done while purchasing my Llenovo Thinkpad T61 last year was to have it shipped with Vista rather than XP. Because Vista sucks big time!! But there was one wise choice which I had made then unknowingly. I paid a few extra bucks and went in for Vista Business rather than Home Edition. This proved to be a boon because Microsoft offers a valid downgrade from Windows Vista Business / Ultimate Edition to Windows XP Professional. For further details visit http://www-307.ibm.com/pc/support/site.wss/VSTA-DWNGRD.html.

    Quoting from a Microsoft source (http://download.microsoft.com/download/d/2/3/d23b9533-169d-4996-b198-7b9d3fe15611/downgrade_chart.doc)

    Can I downgrade my OEM version of Windows Vista Business to Windows XP Professional?
    Yes. OEM downgrade rights for desktop PC operating systems apply to Windows Vista Business and Windows Vista Ultimate as stated in the License Terms. Please note, OEM downgrade versions of Windows Vista Business and Windows Vista Ultimate are limited to Windows XP Professional (including Windows XP Tablet PC Edition and Windows XP x64 Edition). End users can use the following media for their downgrade: Volume Licensing media (provided the end user has a Volume Licensing agreement), retail (FPP), or system builder hologram CD (provided the software is acquired in accordance with the Microsoft OEM System Builder License). Use of the downgraded operating system is governed by the Windows Vista Business License Terms, and the end user cannot use both the downgrade operating system and Windows Vista Business. There are no downgrade rights granted for Windows Vista Home Basic or Windows Vista Home Premium.

    Now coming to the actual procedure there are two ways:

    i. Call up Lenovo and ask them to ship you a XP downgrade CD. They will charge you 45-50 USD for the media and shipping. And you can install XP on your thinkpad using that media.

    ii. Paying an extra 50 USD for downgrade is really useless, right? So here is the cheaper alternative:

    1. Note the key of the Vista Business/Ultimate Edition you have currently installed.
    2. Get a valid Windows XP Professional media and install windows the way you do it normally.
    3. After installation, log into windows, and go to “Start->Programs->Click here to activate windows” (or something similar to that).
    4. You will be given three options – “Activation over Internet, Activation over phone or Postponing activation for a later date.” Select “Activation over phone”.
    5. Now you will be given an installation id and an option to select the country where you are living. Upon selecting the appropriate country, you will be presented with the Microsoft customer care number for that country (in India the toll free number for BSNL users is 1600 1111 00).
    6. Now follow the voice response system to get in touch with a customer care representative. In India, the sequence is as follows – 1 (For activation of Microsoft products) followed by 2 (for activation of Windows products) followed by 1 continuously (you will be asked to enter the installation id but just ignore it and keep pressing 1 until it finally says that an invalid installation id has been entered and redirects your call to a customer care rep.)
    7. If you want to you can request the customer care rep. for a new product key. But this is optional. Tell the customer care rep. that you would like to downgrade from Vista to XP. You will be asked for the Vista Key. Then you will be asked for the source of the XP media from which you have installed (I had borrowed the media from my friend who got it when he purchased a PC). This is to make sure that you have got the media from a valid source and not a pirated copy. Once you do this, you will be given a confirmation id which you can enter and your windows XP will be activated.

    You are now ready to use Windows XP :)! I also suggest you backup your XP partition immediately after the installation and activation.

  • Update

    It has been quite sometime since I’ve written an article with that title. Anyway, I’ve been really busy for the past few weeks (like I was ever really free :)). One might wonder that I have been doing a hell lot of activities but the truth is that I’ve been doing just two activities most of the time – 1. Sleeping and 2. Coding. Yeah something seems to have gone wrong with me. I’ve been sleeping for about 9 hours every day during the past couple of weeks. Until recently, there were regular power cuts in the morning in our office (8.00-11.30) and I got used to going to office in the afternoon. I hope I’m back to my regular timing soon. And here are some updates in the past one month. I thought of having a separate post for each of them but due to the time constraint and the information loss with the passing of time :p, I’ve decided to have them all in this post. So here they go:

    Last Official Meet of Spinaxys (18 July, 2008)

    It has been almost two years since I along with my batchmate (Poorna Shashank) and his schoolmate (Suman Karthik) started this venture (http://www.spinaxys.com). But things didn’t go as we had planned. There were hurdles faced. We could overcome some and we couldn’t overcome some. Finally every attempt has its limit. And we reached that limit.

    Overall, it was a different experience. I got to do a whole lot of things including setting up systems, looking into company financials and training employees in addition to my primary skillset. We also designed two products – Kabooru (a project information repository) and Blusens (an application for marketing via Bluetooth). But we lacked in one major area – networking. The end result being we could not get to make any sales. With the deadline we had set for ourselves almost being extended by half-a-year, we decided it was time to explore other opportunities and then probably after a couple of years get back and take another shot at entrepreneurship. As already mentioned in one of my previous posts, I have joined Synovel, a startup in the collaboration domain.

    And what about the last official meet? That was a movie (The Dark Knight) we three saw in IMAX. While I found some parts of the story difficult to follow, I love the way they projected the Joker character and the change of character of Harvy Dent. There was a bit of violence in the movie. But the story was really good.

    First Formal Interview (19 July, 2008)

    Oh yeah, this is something I will remember. I conducted my first formal interview (as interviewer) this day. The interview went for about 3.5 hours – 3 hours technical and half-an-hour HR. We were looking for a person who was good in python and most of the questions were based on that. A day before that I had spent quite sometime on preparing the questions. That proved useful. For first time / inexperienced interviewers, I suggest you visit Interviewer’s Guide. It has got a few useful tips for interviewers.

    Vist to the Tirumala Temple (28 July, 2008)

    I think I was the only Hindu in Andhra Pradesh left who had almost reached 26 years of age and had not visited the Tirumala temple :). And at last, I got to visit it this day. My friend Vamsi had come from U.S. and his family is currently residing in Tirupati (Tirumala is located at the foothills of Tirumala). Anyway, my main purpose of visiting the temple was not for the “darshanam” (for those of you who are unaware, I am an agnostic) but because I wanted to climb the 3500+ steps on the way to the temple. We were a group of five (my friend, his parents, his (sweet :)) sister Veena and myself). We purchased the tickets in the morning and started our ascent at about 12.00. It took us about 5 hours to reach Tirumala. We had initially planned to stay back in the night but due to some unexpected circumstances, that did not work out. After waiting in the queue for about 3 hours, I got to see the Idol of the deity. I don’t have anything much to say about the idol but definitely the temple is worth a visit for all its grandeur. The temple with its gold coated walls shining at night was a real treat for the eyes. Now even I can proudly say that I have been to the Temple of Seven Hills :p.

    Ordered Heroes Season 1 DVDs Disc 1 and Disc 2 (10 August, 2008)

    There probably never was any T.V. series which I so desperately wanted to watch. “Heroes” is simply awesome!!! I got to know of it when my cousin Varun was staying at my home and used to watch every episode of it without fail. By the time, I had started watching, it was already into its second season. And I watched most of the second season. Ever since then I have been looking for any legal ways (note to my users, I prefer to avoid piracy, so no warez sites and no torrents) in which I can watch Season 1. While NBC.com seems to be hosting the full vidoes, unfortunately it is not available to people outside U.S. (they probably use the IP to figure out the country of the originating request). But recently while reviewing Indian online DVD Rental sites, I came across two providers who have all the Heroes Season 1 discs for rent – 1. Moviemart and 2. Seventymm. Seventymm has really bad reviews on the internet and so I decided to go ahead and rent movies from Moviemart. It will cost me about 600 rupees for watching all the 24 episodes (7 DVDs). But as I am really desperate to watch it and just can’t convince myself to use pirated stuff, I really don’t mind spending a few bucks to satisfy my desire :p.

    My next couple of months are most likely to be occupied with work, Heroes Season 1, attending a few parties (I prefer to call it social obligations :p) and the design of the website for Lok Satta which I had volunteered (The site has been redesigned by someone else already) . But I shall try to keep posting regularly anything interesting which I come across.

  • Keep The Spark

    http://www.chetanbhagat.com/blog/general/sparks

    Inaugural Speech for the new batch at the Symbiosis BBA program 2008 by Chetan Bhagat

  • Sudha Murthy

    Below is a very interesting story of the life of Sudha Murthy. If you don’t know who Sudha Murthy is, then read till the end to find out.


    It was probably the April of 1974. Bangalore was getting warm and gulmohars were blooming at the IISc campus. I was the only girl in my postgraduate department and was staying at the ladies’ hostel. Other girls were pursuing research in different departments of Science.

    I was looking forward to going abroad to complete a doctorate in computer science. I had been offered scholarships from Universities in the US … I had not thought of taking up a job in India ..

    One day, while on the way to my hostel from our lecture-hall complex, I saw an advertisement on the notice board. It was a standard job-requirement notice from the famous automobile company Telco (now Tata Motors)… It stated that the company required young, bright engineers, hardworking and with an excellent academic background, etc.

    At the bottom was a small line: ‘Lady Candidates need not apply.’

    I read it and was very upset. For the first time in my life I was up against gender discrimination.

    Though I was not keen on taking up the job, I saw it as a challenge. I had done extremely well in academics, better than most of my male peers…
    Little did I know then that in real life academic excellence is not enough to be successful?

    After reading the notice I went fuming to my room. I decided to inform the topmost person in Telco’s management about the injustice the company was perpetrating. I got a postcard and started to write, but there was a problem: I did not know who headed Telco

    I thought it must be one of the Tatas. I knew JRD Tata was the head of the Tata Group; I had seen his pictures in newspapers (actually, Sumant Moolgaokar was the company’s chairman then) I took the card, addressed it to JRD and started writing. To this day I remember clearly what I wrote.

    ‘The great Tatas have always been pioneers. They are the people who started the basic infrastructure industries in India , such as iron and steel, chemicals, textiles and locomotives they have cared for higher education in India since 1900 and they were responsible for the establishment of the Indian Institute of Science. Fortunately, I study there. But I am surprised how a company such as Telco is discriminating on the basis of gender.’

    I posted the letter and forgot about it. Less than 10 days later, I received a telegram stating that I had to appear for an interview at Telco’s Pune facility at the company’s expense. I was taken aback by the telegram. My hostel mate told me I should use the opportunity to go to Pune free of cost and buy them the famous Pune saris for cheap! I collected Rs30 each from everyone who wanted a sari when I look back, I feel like laughing at the reasons for my going, but back then they seemed good enough to make the trip.

    It was my first visit to Pune and I immediately fell in love with the city.

    To this day it remains dear to me. I feel as much at home in Pune as I do in Hubli, my hometown. The place changed my life in so many ways. As directed, I went to Telco’s Pimpri office for the interview.

    There were six people on the panel and I realized then that this was serious business.

    ‘This is the girl who wrote to JRD,’ I heard somebody whisper as soon as I entered the room. By then I knew for sure that I would not get the job. The realization abolished all fear from my mind, so I was rather cool while the interview was being conducted.

    Even before the interview started, I reckoned the panel was biased, so I told them, rather impolitely, ‘I hope this is only a technical interview.’

    They were taken aback by my rudeness, and even today I am ashamed about my attitude.
    The panel asked me technical questions and I answered all of them.

    Then an elderly gentleman with an affectionate voice told me, ‘Do you know why we said lady candidates need not apply? The reason is that we have never employed any ladies on the shop floor. This is not a co-ed college; this is a factory. When it comes to academics, you are a first ranker throughout. We appreciate that, but people like you should work in research laboratories.

    I was a young girl from small-town Hubli. My world had been a limited place.

    I did not know the ways of large corporate houses and their difficulties, so I answered, ‘But you must start somewhere, otherwise no woman will ever be able to work in your factories.’

    Finally, after a long interview, I was told I had been successful. So this was what the future had in store for me. Never had I thought I would take up a job in Pune. I met a shy young man from Karnataka there, we became good friends and we got married.

    It was only after joining Telco that I realized who JRD was: the uncrowned king of Indian industry. Now I was scared, but I did not get to meet him till I was transferred to Bombay. One day I had to show some reports to Mr Moolgaokar, our chairman, who we all knew as SM… I was in his office on the first floor of Bombay House (the Tata headquarters) when, suddenly JRD walked in. That was the first time I saw ‘appro JRD’. Appro means ‘our’ in Gujarati. This was the affectionate term by which people at Bombay House called him.

    I was feeling very nervous, remembering my postcard episode. SM introduced me nicely, ‘Jeh (that’s what his close associates called him), this young woman is an engineer and that too a postgraduate.

    She is the first woman to work on the Telco shop floor.’ JRD looked at me. I was praying he would not ask me any questions about my interview (or the postcard that preceded it).

    Thankfully, he didn’t. Instead, he remarked. ‘It is nice that girls are getting into engineering in our country. By the way, what is your name?’

    ‘When I joined Telco I was Sudha Kulkarni, Sir,’ I replied. ‘Now I am Sudha Murthy.’ He smiled and kindly smile and started a discussion with SM. As for me, I almost ran out of the room.

    After that I used to see JRD on and off. He was the Tata Group chairman and I was merely an engineer. There was nothing that we had in common. I was in awe of him.

    One day I was waiting for Murthy, my husband, to pick me up after office hours. To my surprise I saw JRD standing next to me. I did not know how to react. Yet again I started worrying about that postcard. Looking back, I realize JRD had forgotten about it. It must have been a small incident for him, but not so for me.

    ‘Young lady, why are you here?’ he asked. ‘Office time is over.’ I said, ‘Sir, I’m waiting for my husband to come and pick me up.’ JRD said, ‘It is getting dark and there’s no one in the corridor.

    I’ll wait with you till your husband comes.’

    I was quite used to waiting for Murthy, but having JRD waiting alongside made me extremely uncomfortable.

    I was nervous. Out of the corner of my eye I looked at him. He wore a simple white pant and shirt. He was old, yet his face was glowing. There wasn’t any air of superiority about him. I was thinking, ‘Look at this person. He is a chairman, a well-respected man in our country and he is waiting for the sake of an ordinary employee.’

    Then I saw Murthy and I rushed out. JRD called and said, ‘Young lady, tell your husband never to make his wife wait again..’ In 1982 I had to resign from my job at Telco. I was reluctant to go, but I really did not have a choice. I was coming down the steps of Bombay House after wrapping up my final settlement when I saw JRD coming up. He was absorbed in thought. I wanted to say goodbye to him, so I stopped. He saw me and paused.

    Gently, he said, ‘So what are you doing, Mrs. Kulkarni?’ (That was the way he always addressed me..) ‘Sir, I am leaving Telco.’

    ‘Where are you going?’ he asked. ‘Pune, Sir. My husband is starting a company called Infosys and I’m shifting to Pune.’

    ‘Oh! And what will you do when you are successful.’

    ‘Sir, I don’t know whether we will be successful.’ ‘Never start with diffidence,’ he advised me ‘Always start with confidence. When you are successful you must give back to society. Society gives us so much; we must reciprocate. Wish you all the best.’

    Then JRD continued walking up the stairs. I stood there for what seemed like a millennium. That was the last time I saw him alive.

    Many years later I met Ratan Tata in the same Bombay House, occupying the chair JRD once did. I told him of my many sweet memories of working with Telco. Later, he wrote to me, ‘It was nice hearing about Jeh from you.
    The sad part is that he’s not alive to see you today.’

    I consider JRD a great man because, despite being an extremely busy person, he valued one postcard written by a young girl seeking justice. He must have received thousands of letters everyday. He could have thrown mine away, but he didn’t do that. He respected the intentions of that unknown girl, who had neither influence nor money, and gave her an opportunity in his company. He did not merely give her a job; he changed her life and mindset forever.

    Close to 50 per cent of the students in today’s engineering colleges are girls. And there are women on the shop floor in many industry segments. I see these changes and I think of JRD. If at all time stops and asks me what I want from life, I would say I wish JRD were alive today to see how the company we started has grown. He would have enjoyed it wholeheartedly.

    My love and respect for the House of Tata remains undiminished by the passage of time. I always looked up to JRD. I saw him as a role model for his simplicity, his generosity, his kindness and the care he took of his employees. Those blue eyes always reminded me of the sky; they had the same vastness and magnificence..
    (Sudha Murthy is a widely published writer and chairperson of the Infosys Foundation involved in a number of social development initiatives. Infosys chairman Narayana Murthy is her husband.)

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    “I can’t follow you everywhere…”

    AD With A Nice Message

    “Avoid using mobile while driving..”

  • Debian or Ubuntu

    From: Rahul
    To: Sunil Mohan
    Subject: Debian or Ubuntu

    Some applications which I had backported while using debian etch along with the backporting difficulty level:

    alltray (simple)
    ekiga (medium – the etch version was giving problems for IP-to-IP direct calling)
    ffmpeg / mplayer / avidemux (quite a nightmare … I was trying to backport the testing version from debian-multimedia.org)
    gwenview (simple – etch version had some bugs)
    pidgin (difficult – because it was using libnss .. actually i installed libnss from mepis :D)
    wammu / gammu (simple – the etch version wouldn’t recognise my phone)
    dcfldd (simple – extremely useful software if you use dd regularly as it shows status)
    isomaster (simple)

    So basic ga what I feel about stability of distributions I am considering is:

    Debian Stable (+backports) > Ubuntu (+backports) > Debian Testing > Debian Unstable

    where packages provided by Debian Stable are most outdated and those provided by Debian Unstable are latest (i.e. in reverse order of distribution stability).

    And reg. the mindset about using the latest software, I agree with you to considerable extent. Most of the times you don’t need the lastest software because you might never use those features. But at times it might really make a difference as it may add extra features or involve bug fixes. For ex. gammu / wammu, the etch version wouldn’t recognize my phone. Luckily the latest version from lenny did. Similar ga gwenview, I liked all the features but it was crashing whenever I loaded the jpegs imported from my sister’s phone. I almost discarded it if not it had struck me that I could try the version from lenny which had the problem fixed.

    So basic ga bottom line is I don’t think using the latest software is just about mindset. It might have considerable advantages at times. And you never know what feature in the new version you might fall in love with (ex. firefox non-intrusive way of prompting whether you want to save the pasword or possible future thunderbird tray icon). And yeah I could always compile from the source but then of good use would Synaptic be and the entire debian package management be :D.

    I think for now I’ll proceed with using Debian Testing. If I continue to find this not to be very stable, I’ll consider either switching to Debian Stable (+Backports) or Ubuntu (+backports).

    Thanks for your feedback.

    Regards,
    Rahul.

  • Poor Boys

    When a Girl Cries ———— The World “Consoles” her
    But when a boy cries ———- Come on man don’t be A “Girl”

    If A Girl slaps a Boy ———– Definitely the Boy would have “done something”
    If Boy Slaps a girl ————– Rascal doesn’t know how to “Respect Ladies”

    If a Girl is talking to Boys —– She is “Very Friendly”
    If a Boy talks to a Girl ———- He is “flirting”

    If a Girl meets with accident ——————– Then its “mistake of others”
    If a Boy meets with same accident ———— Bloody you “don’t know how to Drive”

    poor boys

  • My Best Friend’s Matchmaking

    So who is the best friend – Srikanth (hereby referred to as the Hero). Who is the girl – Gayathri (hereby referred to as the Heronie). And who is the matchmaker – Me me me (well I was at least part of the matchmaking committee).

    A bit of a flashback (as narrated by our hero). Our hero met heroine over a matrimonial site. Initially he did not have any of his photos put up in the site and so our heroine outrightly turned down his request to start a chat conversation. Now the only way he could again contact her was by becoming a registered member. Though our hero doesn’t generally spend money easily, something deep in his heart told him that he should give this a try. And so he went ahead and signed up as a member. Aur phir shuru huyi hero heroine ki Prem Kahaani. Internet lo chattingu, telephone lo talkingu, sparetime lo dreamingu :p. About 10 days since they first interacted it almost seemed certain that they were soon going to get committed to each other. At this point I would like to enlighten my readers with some of my philosophy. Have u ever heard of the 80-20 corporate rule. It basically states that 80% of the profit in a reasonably sized organization is contributed by only 20% of the employees and the remaining 20% of the profits is contributed by the rest 80% of employees. I firmly believe this 80-20 rule applies strongly to the time of interaction between a couple meet for the purpose of marriage and the point when they decide to go ahead with it (generally referring to arranged marriages). So for example, if the total time of interaction between the first interaction and confirmation is 20 hours, the decision is almost made within the first 20% of 20 hours = 4 hours. The remaining 16 hours of interaction is only to be doubly sure that you are making the right decision. It is not very different in our Hero’s case. While his total time of interaction was 60 hours, his decision was almost made within the first 20% of 60 = 12 days. Anyway, coming back to our Hero’s story. The interaction continued. He told me about how she was getting hundreds of proposals (Given her good looks and the foolishness of men, I’m really not surprised :p). Our hero also told me how lucky he was because our heroine had actually shown interest in a few other eligible bachelors with far better qualifications than his but they were out of station and by the time they came back it was too late for them. About 20 days later our hero spoke to his would-be father-in-law. He told me it was a rather long conversation extending to more than 2 hours. The only break he got was a 5 minute conversation with Gayathri. Poor chap :p. Anyway, things moved on and our hero decided he would be visiting India for confirming this proposal.

    And so comes the big day – June 8, 2007. Our hero with his matchmaking committee comprising of his parents, his niece and I set out to make the mission a success. At about morning 6.30 we reached Vizag (that’s where the girl hails from). As soon as the train reached the station, I got onto the platform first immediately followed by Srikanth. The girl’s father saw us and immediately greeted Srikanth. Then he completely ignored me and went ahead to wish the hero’s parents. Then at last he comes and greets me whispering in my ear “Please don’t mind. That is the order in which I am supposed to welcome. First the boy, then his parents and then anyone else”. Oh really … thanks … I am honoured. Seriously, in which tradition is it said that you got to ignore those who are in front of you and wish others. Great … so this is what I get to be the supporting actor. At that moment, I felt like boarding the train and going back to Hyderabad as I felt that they would not give me any importance and would cut me short whenever I have something to say. But I was wrong. They were extremely courteous. Later I realized that being the girl’s parents they were extremely scared of upsetting the boy’s parents and so were only being extra cautious.

    So, we reach their home in MVP colony. It was a decent sized house spread over 1500 sq.feet. The heroine’s father loved to talk and appeared to be an extremely religious person. Good for our Hero as his father is also a religious person. Our hero was all excited to see the girl but as informed by the girl’s father there was a procedure for it. First we had to fresh up, then visit a temple, have breakfast and then the formal procedure of meeting the girl would follow. So we go ahead as planned – fresh up, visit the temple, have breakfast and return to the house. And our hero seemed to get really tensed on our way back as he was sweating in spite of the A/C being switched on in the cab :p.

    As soon as we reached their house, some of their other relatives also turned up, And as in a traditional setup, the girl was asked to come and sit in front of her would-be in-laws. Oh my god … she was feeling so shy that not even a minute had passed and she ran away into the bedroom. Finding the entire atmosphere extremely formal, I tried to relax things a bit by cracking some PJs (poor jokes or as aizaz puts it priceless jokes) such as “For a change, let us ask the boy to sing instead of the girl as he is a great bathroom singer” and telling one of her uncles who was an ophthalmologist that now I could avail free treatment for my eyes (Later upon reciting this to my mother she was like “Thank God Rahul, a few more PJs of yours and things might have gone really wrong”). Not to forget I also gave our heroine a sense of my PJs by smsing her questions like “How much profit did the beauty parlour in your area make yesterday?”. I did not receive any reply from her which made me wonder whether I was crossing my limits. But later I got to know that she was actually so excited and tensed about seeing our hero that she couldn’t reply.

    So while our hero and heroine are in the room, I try to act intelligent by talking politics with the elders. And our heroine’s sister (I don’t know what made her think I am a party animal), came to me and said “How long are you gonna talk about boring politics?”. Now this is where my ingenuity struck. There was a recent quote I heard by Plato – “The punishment suffered by the wise who refuse to take part in the government is to suffer under the government of bad men”. Putting on an extremely wise and intelligent expression, I recited this to her and told her that it was important for youth to enter politics. And oh boy one had to look at the expression of her face, it was worth a million dollars. I actually can’t believe that I succeeded into fooling her that I had some matter in my grey cells :p.

    After about 10 minutes, our hero comes outside of the bedroom. And then there were the discussions of the dowry, what the hero’s father expects, so on. Not elaborating on this rather boring topic, I’d just like to say that our hero is an extremely broad-minded fellow who believes in the equality of the sexes and so refuses dowry of any kind. Meanwhile I was getting desperate to pull our hero’s leg. So after many unsuccessful attempts due to frequent interruptions by the elders, I finally managed to have only myself, the heroine, her sister, our hero and his niece in the room. And here I began interrogating our hero as to what they did in those 10 mins. And to my frustration, first it was the elders and now it was his niece. She just kept on blabbering loudly. Kids … they can be such monsters at times. Had I had a hammer then I would have probably split her head into two. So anyway not giving up hope, I finally get our hero to narrate the events of those 10 mins in the bedroom. And this is what he tells me. “Nothing much ra. For the first five minutes she did not lift her head and just kept staring at her Shalwaar. Then after five mins we spoke casually about work and general stuff”. And while our hero was telling this, our heroine was feeling shy and hiding behind his niece. Oh my God … seriously to which century do these both belong … 21st or 12th ??? Now I know what is crossing your crooked minds? What would I do in those 10 minutes if I were the hero? Well, that I leave it to your wildest imagination :p.

    With everyone now reaching the conclusion that the marriage is fixed, we are taken for lunch in quite a posh restaurant after which we would be visiting Simhachalam temple. And now again the ingenuity in me strikes. Acting all respectful, I tell the heroine’s father that if he did not object, it might be a good idea to leave our hero and heroine at home with her mother and only us going to Simhachalam as they would want to spend time with each other. But our hero’s mother has a better idea. She suggested it might be better to take both of them to the temple instead of leaving them at home. And I got to sit in the front of the cab (a Scorpio), the heroine’s father, the hero’s parents and his niece in the middle and the hero and the heroine in the back. And later I got to know that all through the journey our hero and heroine were holding each other hands (in background chorus “So sweeeeetttt!!!”). Ok … I give you points for this. You at least belong to the 20th century if not the 21st :p.

    After waiting for sometime at the temple, we finally purchased the tickets for special darshanam (which actually costs more than the normal one but has a smaller queue … as a matter of fact we were the first). And there was yet another touching moment here. At the temple, the poojari asked our hero if the heroine was his wife to which he desperately wanted to say “Yes … yes … she is … she is” but refrained because the heroine’s father was right behind him. And the poojari was intelligent enough to figure out that she was his would-be.

    Delaying no furthur as we had a train to catch, we left for the station. We managed to board the train well within time. And there we were, the hero and I, sitting on the floor in front of the train door, right in front of the toilets discussing about his past, present and the future. And I getting to hear emotional dialogues at frequent intervals such as “Marriage is such a beautiful relationship”, “Today for the first time I felt like a husband and that she was my wife”, etc. (yaaawwwnnn!!! … oops sorry in background chorus “So sweeeeettttt!!!” :p).

    So that’s how the events of the day went. And that’s how our hero meets his heroine and finally makes his short love story a success. Kudos to you buddy! So any guesses on what the next article in this series is going to be – “My Best Friend’s Wedding” :p.

  • A Perfect Day for A Perfect Beginning

    As most of you might have already known, my company Spinaxys had not been doing that well of late. The biggest hurdle we faced was that none of us had enough contacts in the industry. With time running out and our cash reserves exhausted, we decided that we would call it quits for the time being and perhaps at some later point of time get together and take another shot at entrepreneurship.

    With that, I began to explore other opportunities I have. And I think I was almost certain of joining Synovel. I had already worked there as a consultant for some time (refer I’m Feeling Nostaltic) and felt that this was the best place for me to join at this point of time. It had the perfect start-up environment. I knew the team well. I love the product I am working on. And I see a lot of learning involved. Though there is a remote possibility that I might go back to my company in the next couple of weeks (we are still waiting for a couple of responses) and the terms for my work at Synovel have not yet been decided, it can almost be taken for granted that I have joined Synovel.

    And what a great first day it has been. Everything went as planned. I caught the 8.08 train (at James street) and was in office by 9.00. The day was considerably productive. I left office to catch the 17.39 train (at Hi-Tech city) and was in Sanjeeviah Park by 18.00. Exercised and was back home by 19.15. Took a bath, had dinner and then helped one of my friends with using phonetics. And now as soon as I am done with this post, I plan to go to bed. Overall, it has been a perfect day for a perfect beginning :).