Author: rahul

  • Something New

    Some thing new

    …………………

    Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to

    Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

    They reach Ramgad and start shouting: “Abe O thakur!

    Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka

    nikal gaya”.

    Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se

    kah do ki Thakur

    Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software

    banana bund kar diya

    hai.”

    Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye

    programmers hire

    kiye hain kya?”

    Thakur: “Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par

    powerbuilder chal

    raha hai.”

    Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working

    on a PC on one

    Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a

    laptop. Kaalia Starts

    Laughing and says: “Ha ha… thakur ne freshers ko

    liya hai ye log

    Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i

    nahin aate.”

    Veeru shouts: “Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log

    consultants hain,

    Kuch bhi kar sakte hain.”

    Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:

    “jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska

    server down ho gaya.”

    ***** AT GABBAR’S DEN…

    ******

    Gabbar: “Kitne bugs the?”

    Kaalia: “Do sarkaar.”

    Gabbar: “Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar

    sake? Kya soch

    Keya aye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?

    Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza

    milegi… barobar

    milegi.”[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].”Kitne

    sessions hain is

    machine mein?”

    Sambaa: “Chhey sarkaar.”

    Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot

    naainsaafi

    hai.[logout – logout – logout]. Haan ab theek hai…

    ab tera kya hoga

    Kaalia?”

    Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.”

    Gabbar: “To ab documentation kar!”

  • Convocation address delivered by Dr.R.A.Mashelkar, Director General, CSIR, at the 4th Convocation of IIIT-H

    Following is the (truly inspiring) convocation address delivered by Dr. R.A.
    Mashelkar, Director General, CSIR, at the 4th Convocation of our institute on
    20th August 2005.

    “India’s Future: “IT” as in “Indian Talent”

    1. Dr. Y.S. Rajasekhara Reddy, Hon.ble Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh,
    Prof. Rajeev Sangal, Director, International Institute of Information
    Technology, Hyderabad, proud graduates, their equally proud parents and
    friends, all members of the family of IIIT, distinguished guests, ladies
    and gentlemen.

    2. I consider it to be a great honour and a special privilege to have been
    invited to deliver the convocation address of IIIT. In a short span of
    time, this institute has created a unique niche for itself. The institute
    has the dream of becoming a global center of excellence in IT education,
    research and technology development. This dream that can be converted into
    reality, if we create the right .ambition. and the right .ambience.. I see
    the presence of both here. I have no doubt, therefore, that this dream
    will be fulfilled.

    3. Let me begin by extending my wholehearted congratulations and my very
    best wishes to the young graduates. You are going to enter a new exciting
    world, which is changing rapidly. There are extra-ordinary opportunities
    for those, who are prepared to face the challenge of change. Indeed, only
    those of us will survive and succeed, who will be able to anticipate the
    change and also exploit the change. And those who do this will one day
    lead the change. We in India should have the ambition of leading the
    change and make things happen on our own terms.

    4. Speaking about change, there are several things that have undergone a
    change in recent times. One of the most important one is the perception
    about India. Let me explain. I was reading Times magazine recently. I
    browsed through the interview of Peter Mandelson, who is Tony Blair.s most
    valued adviser. I was struck by what I read. He said .in the space of a
    decade, China and India have emerged as dramatic, dynamic competitors.
    Over here and in America, there is a sense that this has put our jobs and
    livelihoods at stake.. Would you have ever imagined a change of perception
    of India from a poor and deprived country to a challenger to US & Europe?

    5. Just about an year ago, I was having a dinner with the famous economist
    Jeffrey Sachs. We were discussing the Goldman Sachs report, which predicts
    that India along with China and USA will be the three top economies of the
    world by 2050. Jeffrey Sachs said that he disagreed with this report. I
    wondered why. I thought he meant that India could not perhaps be the part
    of this privileged pack. I was surprised when he said something quite to
    the contrary. He said that this could happen sooner than 2050, and also
    that if India plays its card right, it could occupy even a higher
    position.

    6. What factors cause a rapid turnaround for a country? The turnaround in
    the fortune of different countries at different points in their history
    has been attributed to different factors. For USA, it was roads and
    railways, which led to the big spurt in its economic growth. For Britain,
    the same factor was textiles. For Denmark, it was milk and milk products.
    For Sweden, it was timber and timber products. For Middle East, it was
    oil. What is the oil for India in the 21st Century? I strongly believe
    that it is IT. And by that I do not mean IT as in .Information
    Technology. but IT as in .Indian talent.. It is this talent that is going
    to catapult India to great heights in the comity of nations. Other nations
    have already recognized the power of Indian talent. Let me share my own
    experience with you.

    7. As a member of Indo-German Consultative Committee, I remember attending
    a meeting in Bonn. There was a presentation by a senior German member. He
    expressed a concern that one third of Germany in the next 10 to 15 years
    will be more than 60 years old. A question was put to our German friend.
    Germany and Japan became economic powerhouses because they excelled in
    technological innovations. But then innovation is the domain of the
    young. How could a predominantly old Germany survive when it becomes old?
    The reply came quickly from our German friend. He asserted that in the
    twenty first century, Germany will be sourcing the innovations from a
    country that is expected to lead in innovation due to the quality of its
    talent, namely, the Indian talent!

    8. We all thought that he was being nice to the Indian delegation. But
    that is not the case. What he predicted is already happening. One hundred
    and fifty major companies from USA and Europe have set up their research,
    design and development centres in India in the last five years and they
    are not small. Some of them employ 2000 to 3000 employees. They include
    big names such as Boeing, Daimler Chrysler, Du Point, General Electric,
    General Motors, Intel, IBM, Microsoft, Siemens, Unilever and so on. And
    more are coming every day. Why is this happening? As legendary Jack
    Welch, the CEO of General Electric (GE) said during the inauguration of
    GE.s R&D Centre in Bangalore .India is a developing country but it is a
    developed country as far as its intellectual capital is concerned. We get
    the best intellectual capital per dollar here . thanks to the amazing
    quality of Indian talent.. I believe the key word in his remarks is
    .Indian talent..

    9. What is so unique about Indian talent? The uniqueness of the Indian
    mind has been well accepted. It was the Indian mind which recognised the
    power of the fusion of mind, body and spirit for the first time. The
    products of Indian mind have influenced the events of the twentieth
    century. For example, we could not talk about digital economy if binary
    digits, comprising the numerals .zero. and .one. did not exist. But who
    invented zero? We all know that it was the Indian mind, which invented the
    concept of .shunya. or the zero.

    10. But then you would say here he is one more of those Indians gloating
    about the glory of our past. Let me assure you that this great journey of
    Indian mind continues unabated. For instance, we always worry about the
    fact that in Olympics after Olympics we hardly win any medals inspite of
    being a country of a billion. But I am proud to say that when it comes to
    the Olympics of mind, we win all the time. Last year, in the Science
    Olympiads for the school children, we had sent 19 young Indian children.
    There was a competition amongst eighty nations. Do you know how many of
    them returned with medals? All 19 of them. So powerful was the quality of
    those young minds. And so is the case with the quality of all the minds,
    who have gathered here in this hall today.

    11. It is the power of the Indian talent that has given the prestige to
    Indian IT industry like in no other industry. Infosys and Wipro have
    caught the imagination of the world. Around 600,000 software professionals
    contribute to 20% of our exports, and their average age is just around 27
    years. Can you imagine 0.06 percent of Indian population making such a
    difference?

    12. This Indian talent has created great waves across the shores of India.
    The dominant position of Indian diaspora in the American IT industry is
    legendary. Whether it is Suhas Patil of Cirrus Logic or Gururaj Deshpande
    of Sycamore Networks or Vinod Khosla of Sun Microsystems, all of them have
    been stars in their own right. And the Indian talent goes beyond IT. We
    are then reminded of Victor Menezes of Citibank and Rajat Gupta of
    McKinsey and Raghuram Rajan of IMF and Rakesh Gangwal of US Airways and
    Arun Netravali of Bell Laboratories. The list goes on. They have all done
    us proud. But then you would say that I am citing these examples of
    Indians in USA. What about India? Would Patil, Khosla, Gupta, Netravali
    have succeeded in India? Let me respond to this question by narrating an
    anecdote again.

    13. I was involved in the process of interview for the Chief Innovation
    Officer of National Innovation Foundation, which I chair. I found that the
    individual that we were interviewing had an experience in branding a
    product. I said .I want to brand my India. How would you do that?. He was
    puzzled. He had branded a soap, a refrigerator, but he wondered as to how
    he could brand a nation? I said .I will make it easy for you. Let me tell
    you as to how other nations brand themselves. For instance, US brands
    itself as a land of opportunity!. He immediately replied, .I will brand
    India as a land of ideas.. Now here is the issue. India is a land of
    ideas but it is US that is a land of opportunities. That is why our young
    people with aspirations go to USA, which provides them an opportunity to
    reach their own potential. The challenge before all Indians, whether they
    are in India or abroad, is to make India the land of opportunity.

    14. Is India becoming a land of opportunity? I believe it is. Look at
    the of Indian industry today. It is beginning to realize that if they do
    not innovate, they will perish. Indian drugs and pharmaceutical industry
    survived so far by copying known molecules. Now at least ten Indian
    companies are inventing their own new molecules by getting into discovery
    research. I spoke to several pharma industry leaders. Collectively, they
    are looking to employ now hundreds of bright young Ph.D.s. In fact, they
    are complaining about the shortage of suitably skilled Ph.D.s. in India!

    15. There are other sectors where magical changes are taking place. In
    auto industry, the wheel has turned the full circle. Fifty years ago, it
    was British Morris Oxford, which was sold as Indian Ambassador on Indian
    roads. Today, it is Indian Indica that is being sold as City Rover on
    London roads! Why did this happen? It happened because Indian talent was
    given an opportunity due to a vision of a leader and because of a
    conducive policy of the Government.

    16. In March 1978, JRD Tata had said .If Telco was allowed to make a car,
    we would have been as good in it as we were in trucks.. But he was not
    allowed to make the Tata car. Why? Because India was a closed economy. It
    had not opened up. It had policies which killed competition. In 1991,
    the then Finance Minister and the present Prime Minister opened this
    economy up. Ratan Tata was allowed to make the cars. He had the courage
    to give this challenge to 700 engineers, who had never done an auto-design
    in their life. He invested Rs. 1760 crores, the highest that have been
    invested in backing up an indigenously designed, developed and
    manufactured product. What was the result. The result was a world class
    car, namely Indica. What is the lesson in this? The .Indian Talent. of
    700 engineers found an expression only when the Government policies
    allowed competition and a visionary leader, who trusted the .Indian
    Talent. baited on them. The winner was India.

    17. We lament the loss of the best Indian Talent to the western world. But
    as we make India as a .land of opportunity., more talent will return to
    India. This is already beginning to happen. I spoke to the Chairman of
    NASSCOM, Dr. Kiran Karnik, recently. NASSCOM have done research on
    returning Indian professionals. He told me that during the last two years
    over 20,000 professionals have returned. I went to Jack Welch R&D Centre
    in Bangalore a few months ago. They have 2400 professionals working there.
    They told me that 700 of them were young Indians, who had returned in the
    last 3 to 4 years. I met someone from Intel last month. He told me that
    in their Indian R&D Centre, they are having 2600 professionals. 400 of
    them have come back from USA over the last 3 to 4 years. Admittedly, this
    is a trickle of Indian talent in returning. It is not a torrent yet. But
    it is heartening to see the change.

    18. The challenge before us is to convert this trickle into a torrent.
    Government can do a lot in this. I am happy to see some recent initiatives
    taken by the Government of India through its Department of Science &
    Technology. One of the notable initiatives is Ramanujan Fellowship. Any
    young outstanding Indian scientist, who wants to return to India, will be
    given a monthly remuneration of Rs. 50,000 with Rs. 5.00 lakh per year for
    contingency to help him in his research. This Fellowship will be available
    upto 5 years. There is no upper limit on the number of such Fellows.
    Hopefully, such Fellows will find a challenging opportunity in an
    institution or industry. We need many more such initiatives.

    19. I have talked about getting the Indian talent back that was lost to
    us. But what about spotting talent and nurturing it in India? We need to
    .catch them young., as they say and then mentor them. Let me give an
    example of what my own CSIR is doing.

    20. CSIR has set up the CSIR Diamond Jubilee Invention Award for school
    children. The objectives of this to spot creativity and innovativeness
    amongst children and create interest and awareness for intellectual
    property amongst the children. Any Indian student enrolled in an Indian
    school below the age of 18 years can compete in this award competition. We
    have run this competition for three years. We have received thousands of
    enteries. It was amazing to see the power of Indian talent. The age group
    of these young inventors ranged between 11-18 and from class six to
    twelve.

    21. The Braille developed by Madhav Pathak from a Jabalpur school received
    the first CSIR Diamond Jubilee Award. Madhav Pathak improved a
    conventional Braille slate to make writing easier for the blind. It was
    very tedious for a blind child to memorize more than 300 combinations,
    since reading and writing is done in the opposite way for a conventional
    Braille slate. Madhav.s innovation makes it possible to read and write
    from left to right. This invention later received international prizes
    too.

    22. But CSIR does not stop at just spotting the talent. It nurtures it
    too. CSIR applied for patents in the name of Madhav. Further, the model
    developed by Madhav was improved by one of CSIR.s laboratory, namely,
    Central Scientific Instruments Organization (CSIO) in Chandigarh. A
    prototype was developed by CSIO and was evaluated at a blind school in
    Chandigarh. The new prototype is an improved pocket version providing more
    space to read and write both for conventional Braille writers and the new
    Braille writers. We will take Madhav.s innovation forward now. Who knows
    what difference the product coming out from this young Indian talent can
    make to the blind of the world?

    23. I do strongly believe that we need to do much more to spot and nurture
    young talent all around the country. This process has to begin from the
    level of school children itself. And this cannot just be the
    responsibility of the Government. The corporate world must contribute it
    in a big way. In this context, I am happy to see the efforts by leading
    corporates, such as Tatas, Birals, Reliance, Mahindras, WIPRO, etc.
    Interestingly even multinational companies such as Microsoft, INTEL, BASF,
    Dupont are also searching and recognizing young Indian talent.

    24. A timely spotting and supporting of talent can make a huge
    difference. Let me tell you my own story. I was born in a very poor
    family. My father died when I was six. My mother, who was uneducated, did
    menial work to bring me up. I went barefoot till I was twelve. I studied
    under streetlights. I remember that after my Secondary School Certificate
    Examination in 1960, although I had secured eleventh rank among 135,000
    students in the state, I was about to leave the school, because my mother
    could not fund my college education. And I remember Sir Dorab Tata Trust
    coming in with a scholarship of 60 rupees per month. This Trust by Tatas
    supported me until my graduation. That 60 rupees added so much value to my
    life but it did not subtract any value from the Tatas.

    25. I would say that every Indian, whether in India or abroad must help
    the cause. On 3rd July this year, I addressed 3,000 NRIs in Atlanta in
    USA. At the end of my talk I gave an idea. Apparently, there are 300,000
    professionals in Silicon Valley whose average income is more than 200,000
    USA dollars. This makes it an annual income of 60 billion dollars.
    Supposing they would be able to spare one cent out of 10 dollars in
    supporting and nurturing young Indian talent, we would have 300 crores in
    Indian rupees. If we assume that a total support to a single student will
    need Rs. 10,000 per year, we are talking in terms of helping 3 lakh
    students. The central point I made is that the loss of one cent out of 10
    dollars will not make any difference to them. But it will add so much to
    the Indian talent pool. The idea was received with great enthusiasm. That
    convinced me that you can take an .Indian out of India. but not .India out
    of an Indian.. Therein lies our hope.

    26. I have, by now, developed the reputation of being a .dangerous
    optimist. about the great future of India. The reason I earned this
    reputation is attributed by some to the address that I delivered to the
    gathering of 5000 scientists at the Science Congress in the year 2000 in
    Pune. I had said .The next century will belong to India, which will become
    a unique intellectual and economic power to reckon with, recapturing all
    its glory, which it had in the millennia gone by.. This confidence comes
    to me because of the demonstrated power of this great Indians talent, to
    which I have made a repeated reference today.

    27. Finally, I would like to again congratulate IIIT. Let IIIT assume the
    reputation of become .Indian Institute of Innovative Talent., well known
    not only for capturing and nurturing talent but building the innovative
    capacity in this talent to create world beating products, process and
    services that will catapult this nation to great heights. I wish all the
    IIIT family the very best in its journey up the limitless ladder of
    excellence.

  • All is not Lost

    All Is Not Lost!

    A 10-year-old boy decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost
    his left arm in a devastating car accident. The boy began lessons with an
    old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn’t understand
    why, after three months of training the master had taught him only one move.
    “Sensei,” the boy finally said, “Shouldn’t I be learning more moves?” “This
    is the only move you know, but this is the only move you’ll ever need to
    know,” the sensei replied. Not quite understanding, but believing in his
    teacher, the boy kept training.

    Several months later, the sensei took the boy to his first tournament.
    Surprising himself, the boy easily won his first two matches. The third
    match proved to be more difficult, but after some time, his opponent became
    impatient and charged; the boy deftly used his one move to win the match.
    Still amazed by his success, the boy was now in the finals. This time, his
    opponent was bigger, stronger, and more experienced. For a while, the boy
    appeared to be overmatched. Concerned that the boy might get hurt, the
    referee called a time-out. He was about to stop the match when the sensei
    intervened.

    “No,” the sensei insisted, “Let him continue.” Soon after the match resumed,
    his opponent made a critical mistake: he dropped his guard. Instantly, the
    boy used his move to pin him. The boy had won the match and the tournament.

    He was the champion. On the way home, the boy and sensei reviewed every
    move in each and every match. Then the boy summoned the courage to ask what
    was really on his mind. “Sensei, how did I win the tournament with only one
    move?” “You won for two reasons,” the sensei answered. “First, you’ve almost
    mastered one of the most difficult throws in all of judo. And second, the
    only known defense for that move is for your opponent to grab your left
    arm.” The boy’s biggest weakness had become his biggest strength.

    Sometimes we feel that we have certain weaknesses and we blame god, the
    circumstances and our self for it but we never know that our weakness can
    become our strength one day. Each of us is special and important, so never
    think you have any weakness, never think ! of pride or pain, just live your
    life to its fullest and extract the best out of it!

  • Cool Optical Illusion

    If you continue to focus on the cross in the center of the image you will notice that ……….. the circle of violet circles will soon DISAPPEAR completely …………. and you will see only the green spot (which is actually violet)

    Cool Optical Illusion

  • How Wipro lost the ABN Amro deal…..

    Have u tried to figure out why Wipro did not figure in the list of companies to whom ABN Amro has outsourced work????

    Highly placed sources have come out with the reason…

    A few days before the decision was being made, the CEO of ABN Amro called the Business Development Managers of all the companies to talk to them. It so happened that he called the BDM of Wipro also. The conversation went as below?..

    CEO: Hi, I am calling from ABN Amro??.
    Wipro BDM: [Without allowing the CEO to tell anything more] I already have your credit card. I have taken my home loan as well as my vehicle loan from your bank. I do not need anything more. Thank you for calling and please do not disturb me again!!!! [Bangs the receiver back on the telephone]

  • Casual Day

    A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo
    to all department intimating the same.

    Week 1

    Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as
    Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their
    choice.

    Week 3

    Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate
    attire for Casual Day.

    Week 6

    Memo 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude.

    Week 8

    Memo 4: A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at
    4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance
    is mandatory.

    Week 9

    Memo No. 5: As an outgrowth of Friday’s seminar, a 14-member
    Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for
    proper casual-day dress.

    Week 14

    Memo 6: The Casual Day Task Force has distributed a 30-page
    manual entitled “Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards.” A
    copy has been distributed to every employee.

    Week 18

    Memo 7: Company is providing psychological counseling for
    employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.

    Week 20

    Memo 8: We are no longer able to effectively support or manage
    Casual Day.
    Casual Day is discontinued

  • Funny English Conversation

    *… read conversation between Mr. Watt and William Knott…*

    “Who’s calling?” was the answer to the telephone.

    “Watt.”

    “What is your name, please?”

    “Watt’s my name.”

    “That’s what I asked you. What’s your name?”

    “That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name.”

    A long pause, and then from Watt, “Is this James Brown?”

    “No, this is Knott.”

    “Please tell me your name.”

    “Will Knott.”*

    YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED.
    READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED…*

    “Why not?”

    “Huh? What do you mean why not?”

    “Yeah! Why won’t you tell me your name?”

    “But I told you my name!”

    “Didn’t you say you will not?”

    “Not not, knott, Will Knott!”

    “That’s what I mean.”

    “So you know my name.”

    “Of course not!”

    “Good. So now, what is yours?”

    “Watt. Yours?”

    “Your name!”

    “Watt’s my name.”

    “How the hell do I know? I am asking you!”

    “Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have
    not even told me yours yet.”

    “You have been patient, what about me?”

    “I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told
    me yours yet.”

    “Of course not!”

    “See, you even know my name!”

    “Of course not!”

    “Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?”

    “Because I don’t.”*

    [Pause]*

    “What is your name?”

    “See, you know my name!”

    “Of course not!”

    “Then why do you keep asking ,Watt, is your name?”

    “To find out your name!”

    “But you already know it!”

    “What?”

    “See, but you know mine!”

    “Of course not!”

    “Exactly!”*

    NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT
    THEY THEMSELVES DON’T KNOW THE OTHER’S NAME.*

    “Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be
    your answer?”

    “Watt’s my name.”

    “No, no, give me only one word.”

    “Watt”

    “Your name!”

    “Right!”*

    [Pause before it hits him]*

    “Oh, Wright!”

    “Yeah!”

    “So why didn’t you say it before?”

    “I told you so many times!”

    “You never said Wright before”

    “Of course I did.”

    “Ok I won’t argue any more. Do you know my name?”

    “I do not.”

    “Well, there you go, now we know each other’s name.”

    “I do not!”

    “Good!”*

    [Pause before it hits him]*

    “Oh, Guud!”

    “Good.”

    “No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?”

    “No, it’s Knott!”

    “Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.”

    “Yes Wright.”*

    NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER’S NAME AS WELL*

  • Coolest Doubt in Mahabharat

    Coolest doubt in Mahabharat !!!!

    In some remote village of India, one masterji is
    teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.
    He is at the ‘krishnajanma’ part of it.

    Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his
    sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was
    furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind
    the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by
    poisoning… Second one is born n kansa throws him
    off the mountain peak. Third one is born…”

    Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
    hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
    confused)

    Masterji: “Ramu bete, whole India does not have
    doubt in mahabharata then how come u have one?”

    Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th
    child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
    VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?

    Masterji faints……………………. 🙂

  • Impact of Job Change

    IMPACT OF JOB-CHANGE

    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
    question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a
    bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop
    window.

    For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said:

    “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”

    The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap
    would scare you so much.”

    The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my
    first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a van carrying dead
    bodies for the last 25 years.”