Blogs

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor : The first is that
you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go ahead
and do the same thing," he told his students.

I have three visions for India. In 3000 years of our history people
from all over the world have come and invaded us, captured our lands,
conquered our minds. From Alexander onwards. The Greeks, the Turks,
the Moguls, the Portuguese, the British, the French, the Dutch, all of
them came and looted us, took over what was ours. Yet we have not done
this to any other nation. We have not conquered anyone. We have not
grabbed their land, their culture, their history and tried to enforce
our way of life on them. Why? Because we respect the freedom of

This is a conversation that took place between a person(Y) in the
public and a marketing guy(X).

X: Which shaving cream do you use?
Y: Baba's

X: Which aftershave do you use?
Y: Baba's

X: Which deodorant do you use?
Y: Baba's

X: Which toothpaste do you use?
Y: Baba's

X: Which shampoo do you use?
Y: Baba's

Dr. Alan Zimmerman's Comments:

Sooner or later, everyone you know will disappoint you in some way.
They'll say something or fail to say something that will hurt you.
And they'll do
something or fail to do something that will anger you. It's inevitable.

Unfortunately, you make things worse when you stew over someone's
words and deeds. When you dwell on a rude remark or an insensitive
action
made by another person, you're headed for deeper problems.

In fact, the more you dwell on these things, the more bitter you'll get.

When things go wrong,

When sadness fills your heart,

When tears flow in your eyes,

Just let me know,

Because, I want to be there for you,

Because!

*
**One of my friends is selling * *Tissue Papers* * *

*Buy 1, Get 1 Free...** hhhhhhhheeeee.......... hhhhaaaaaa!!!*

E - Employee, C - Candidate

Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company
don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of
u.

Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a
dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is
back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in
its mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and
a leg of lamb, please". The dog has money in its mouth, as well. The
butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar note
there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag,
placing it in the dog's mouth.

The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he

16 THINGS THAT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be
"meetings"

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want
you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c so a=c tell me another example.

Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

2) Three fastest means of communication telephone - television - tell

A women

3) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arrange

marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang

himself" or "shoot himself".

4) What is a girl friend? Addition of problems - subtraction of money

multiplication of enemies - division of friends.

Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how

impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
______________________________________________________________________

Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.