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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one
about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary
man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your
loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a
funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose
funeral is it?"

A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG...\

WIFE:"What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?"

HUSBAND:"Definitely not!"

WIFE:"Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND:"Of course I do."

WIFE:"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND:"Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:"You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND:(makes audible groan).

WIFE:"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

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Love - Children's perspectives

A group of professional people posed this question to
a group of 4 to 8-year-olds, "What does love mean?".
The answers they got were broader and deeper than
anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend
over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather
does it for her all the time, even when his hands got
arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca - age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in
mud.
After a while you realize that while you are getting
dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember
you when he is in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong
answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is
surprised.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know

The professor of a university challenged his students with this
question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student
answered bravely, "Yes, he did".

The professor then asked, "If God created everything, then he
created evil. Since evil exists (as noticed by our own actions), so
God is evil. The student couldn't respond to that statement causing
the professor to conclude that he had "proved" that "belief in God"
was a fairy tale, and therefore worthless.

Another student raised his hand and asked the professor, "May I pose

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Recently Procter & Gamble India had participated in
IIM-Bangalore's Placement
Sessions. They asked some interesting questions to
students during recruitment.
Here are some of them:-
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1. There is one word in the English language that is
alway pronounced
incorrectly. What is it?
2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son
was given 15 cents. What time is it?
3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung
is one foot apart. The
bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises
at 12 inches every

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS.
One of his fans asked him:

"Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

Arthur Ashe replied:

All over the world --

5 crore children start playing tennis,

50 lakh learn to play tennis,

5 lakh learn professional tennis,

50,000 come to the circuit,

5000 reach the grand slam,

50 reach Wimbeldon,

4 to semi final,

2 to the finals,

When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?".

And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"

We say that we are hardworking . working 16 Hrs a day, stressing our brains and minds, we deserve a high pay package etc.. sitting in the AC , typing abcd, complaining about the canteen food

RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!!!
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This C program won the first prize in International obfuscated C code
contest (IOCCC) held recently.It is amazing. My friend sent it to me this morning. I felt that, it's better to pass it on to you. Answer is given down. But, try to guess the output yourself before watching the answer down. Here it goes.....

#include
main(t,_,a)
int t;
char _;
char *a;
{return!0

Gone are the days........but not the memories
Gone are the days
When the school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and benches.
Gone are the days
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes.
Gone are the days
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
Gone are the days
When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals,
And returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat.
Gone are the days
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,