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A person travelling in a deluxe car and he got struck in a desert..........he wants to take a bath with soap and water.......there is no water anywhere in the vicinity..........guess how he manages to take the bath in the desert

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So here is the answer :

As he is having a 'd lux' car..........he will integrate it and hence the d(derivator) symbol will cancel out and he will get

lux + c(constant of integration)...........so he will get c(sea) and lux(soap)..........and he will enjoy taking a bath......

A guy gets pissed off with his professor. Later he goes to canteen and
orders a paav-bhaji. When he lifts the paav for eating.... he sees
"Jannath" beneath the paav.

So based on the above explained conditions can anyone expect the sir's
name?

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Answer: "Ishq ki chau"

can neone explain why???

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explanation: As per the song in Dil Se "Ginke sir ho Ishq ki chau, paav ke
niche jannath hogi".... that's why..... ;))))))))

World of romance

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman
happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes
and
points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something
she
expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the
point
system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the snow (+8) But return
with

WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you(guys)
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'

You know you're living in 2004, when...
1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friendsis that they do not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line.

I T - Deewar connection :

Conversation between an "IT guy" and "Daily Wage Construction Worker"

IT guy - Mere pass paisa hai....
Mere pass Daulat hai....
Bank Balance hai...
IT Sector ka naam hai....
Stock Options hai.....
Tere paas kya hai???

Daily Wage Construction Worker - (Softly) Mere paas kaam hai....!!!

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply :
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No
phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil
gayee hoon."
Everyone was delighted.

A company, feeling it was time for a shapeup, hires a new CEO. The
new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive
workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap
leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were
busy working, except for this guy. The CEO decides to let his staff
know that he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you
make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I
make $300.00 a week.........Why?"

Once a husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so
he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed
wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home
to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her
e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into

These are sooooo cute and you will chuckle!!

7 reasons not to mess with a child

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a

whale to swallow a human because even though it was

a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a

whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could

not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask

Jonah".