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A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.

ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL....SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING. HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.

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> "SORRY SON, Appraisal time, HAD TO ACHIEVE THE TARGET..."

I get quite a good number of emails asking me about my experience and about doing an MBA in USA. I wrote a couple of articles long back which are a part of my personal journal. I have changed some of the articles based on my learning experience and exposure after coming here. The whole section has been divided into various sections:

• To do or not to do!

A true, touching love story that happened in the Jamu & Kashmir(border) areas. The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to know about their love, they did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.

[1] Fool

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!

[2] Lunatic

I've written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

[3] Dead Fool

Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

[4] Mental

My friend, the best quality

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rose is a flower
it stays an hour
love is power
it stays forever

-veera sandeep

but my dear
love is a fever
it damages ur liver

message for rahul
rahul! try to defeat the defeat before the defeat defeats u

U laugh becoz i am different I laugh becoz u r all same

everyone has the power to make others happy .. some by entering the room .. some by leaving the room

From: Rahul Amaram
Subject: Happppppyyyyyyyyy Birthdaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 23:57:30 +0530

Sunday, Feb 13th:
5 days left for her bday .. what do I do ? what do I do ?
I know .. I'll bake her an eggless cake and gift it to her :-).
That will be different and special.

Let me see what all do I need for a cake - a recipe, the items and an oven.

I google for a recipe and find some sites. The items could be purchased from
the stores. And oven ? Do we have an oven.

And the child turns ???

Hush !!!! I caution Hash
As he is about to dash
For this is not the usual nap
The child has put on the spiritual cap

The child!!! I must be crazy
For things are never static
and the child is no longer hazy
Now,he is systematic( or system-attic??)

Early to bed and early to rise
The child has turned wise
Neither I bang nor I scream
For he is no longer in a dream