Category: Genders
Jokes on Man and Woman / Husband and Wife
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An Actual Trial in UK
This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her…
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Husband Shopping
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Seattle where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any…
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Very interesting Law
*Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant***
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Funny marriage quotes
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you…
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Love Algorithm
This algorithm has been tested and works fine. 1. Search for a most-beautiful girl.Find a way to talk to her. Finding a reason depends on your skill. You have to find a reason because she would never approach no matter how frustrated she is. 2. If you don’t succeed got to step 1 again. 3.…
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Stanley Cup
Stanley Cup It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbour. “The seat is…
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Stress Relievers
Stress Reliever # 1 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say…
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Logical Reasoning
1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c so a=c tell me another example. Student: I love u – u love your daughter – so I love your daughter. 2) Three fastest means of communication telephone – television – tell A women 3) Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arrange marriage” It is…