Category: Genders
Jokes on Man and Woman / Husband and Wife
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Fried Eggs
Fried Eggs A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!” Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh, my GOD! WHERE are we going…
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Men Are Hard To Please
Men Are Hard To Please The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with…
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Some funny quotes on Man And Woman
Smart man + Smart women = Romance Smart man + Dumb women = Pregnancy Dumb man + Smart women = Affair Dumb man + Dumb women = marriage Smart boss + Smart employee = Profits Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee =…
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Social Family
Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa. Papa told her, “Maria, you’ll have to find another. Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother”. So Maria forgot about her Jose,…
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Views on Wives
These are the views of some really great people about a wife. If U diagree with it just delete it , else save it. But remember ur diagreeal doesn’t make a difference as I guess these people who have stated these are far more intellectual than we are …………… So just enjoy 🙂 ! Every…
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Woman and the Frog
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three 3 wishes.” The woman freed the frog.…
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Words Woman Use
WORDS WOMEN USE ****************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you(guys) need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the…
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World of Romance
World of romance In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to…