Category: Misc
Miscellaneous Jokes
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Baba
This is a conversation that took place between a person(Y) in the public and a marketing guy(X). X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which aftershave do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which deodorant do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which toothpaste do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which shampoo do you…
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Let Me Know
When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow in your eyes, Just let me know, Because, I want to be there for you, Because! * **One of my friends is selling * *Tissue Papers* * * *Buy 1, Get 1 Free…** hhhhhhhheeeee………. hhhhaaaaaa!!!*
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20 Common Engineering Rules
The 4-year holiday called engineering 20 things common to all engg colleges: 1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the ‘dhaba’ next to the college. 2).Rules are made to be broken. 3).Promises are made to be broken. 4).Deadlines are made to be extended…ALWAYS! 5).Guys always…
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Third Monkey
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo…. One was caught watching TV…. Another playing football… and the third one…….. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No, its not you… Why…
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Funniest Matrimonial Ads
FISHERMAN Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat. SALESMAN Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor’s around is now looking for a wife. And you…
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New Isms
Chandrababuism You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad. Jayalalithaism You have two cows. You teach them to cry,”Ammaaaaaaa…” and fall at your feet. Karunanidhiism You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew. Gandhism You have two cows. But…
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My Kind of a Doctor
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car…
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Don’t mess With Children
These are sooooo cute and you will chuckle!! 7 reasons not to mess with a child A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The…
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Indian Matrimony
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail – Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i…