Category: Misc
Miscellaneous Jokes
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Leave
Suddenly one of the employees in an organisation took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL(project leader) asked for explanation.. The employee said “sir, my mom died unexpectedly”… The PL let it go at that!!!.. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died…. Then…
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Gifts
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later,they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said “I had a big house built for Mama.” The second…
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Three Shots of Whisky
An Irishman comes into a bar and orders three separate shots of Irish whiskey. He downs one, engages in casual conversation with the bartender, eventually finishing the other two. This goes on for a few days and the bartender finally says, “You know, I can put all three shots in one glass for you.” The…
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Incredible Movies
Indian movies will alwayz be an eye opener.Here is a story of Vijaykant’s next (Telegu) movie Its named as “Captain Planet”(WOW !!! wer do they get these names??) Vijaykant is a scientist in NASA…….( yes folks……….u read that right.NASA…the American space lab-A very big set designed for this by kalaipuli S.Dhaanu). When our hero was…
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Indian Mathematics
SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT . An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. One Chinese gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896 Sushmita Sen – 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London +…
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Millionaire’s Daughter And Alligator
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces: “My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man…
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Where is God?
Where is God? In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits’ end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked…
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Reply to Letter
This story is about a rather strange reply for a campground reservation. It is said to be true, but you be the judge. A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate, and elegant – especially in her language – was planning a week’s vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for…
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Breaking The News
This couple were going on holidays and they left the neighbour in charge of the cat. After about a week in their holiday they received a telegram to say that the cat was run over by a car and died.