Category: Misc

Miscellaneous Jokes

  • Laloo Story

    Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
    A few days later he got this reply :
    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No
    phone call shall be entertained.
    Thanks
    Bill Gates.

    Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
    he said: “Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil
    gayee hoon.”
    Everyone was delighted.
    Laloo prasad continued…… “Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa – par letter
    angreeze main hai – isliye saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad —– Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
    You do not meet —– aap to miltay hee naheen ho
    our requirement —– humko to ! zaroorat hai
    Please do not send any furthur correspondance —– ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
    No phone call —– phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
    shall be entertained —– bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
    Thanks —– aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavaad.
    Bilva.

    The moral of the story is to always keep one’s spirits up and think positive.

  • James Bond vs. Hyderabad Guy

    James Bond vs. INDIAN Hyderabad guy

    James Bond Style: The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by calling first Bond, then followed by great smile & finally James Bond.

    His style is absolutely killing but he doesn’t know the consequences when he meets our great south indian guy.

    When Bond meets a Hyderabad guy

    James Bond: “My name’s Bond…(smiles and then says)…. James Bond.”

    James Bond: “And you?”

    Telugu Guy : “I am Sai…

    Venkata Sai…

    Siva Venkata Sai…
    Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai….
    Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…
    Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…..
    Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai….
    Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai….

    James Bond faints!!!