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Baba

This is a conversation that took place between a person(Y) in the
public and a marketing guy(X).

X: Which shaving cream do you use?
Y: Baba's

X: Which aftershave do you use?
Y: Baba's

X: Which deodorant do you use?
Y: Baba's

X: Which toothpaste do you use?
Y: Baba's

X: Which shampoo do you use?
Y: Baba's

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20 Common Engineering Rules

The 4-year holiday called engineering

20 things common to all engg colleges:
1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who
benefits is the one who owns the 'dhaba' next to the college.

2).Rules are made to be broken.

3).Promises are made to be broken.
4).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!
5).Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.
5).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.
6).The lab assistants are the most respected people(during the lab exams i.e)

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Let Me Know

When things go wrong,

When sadness fills your heart,

When tears flow in your eyes,

Just let me know,

Because, I want to be there for you,

Because!

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**One of my friends is selling * *Tissue Papers* * *

*Buy 1, Get 1 Free...** hhhhhhhheeeee.......... hhhhaaaaaa!!!*

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Third Monkey

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo....

One was caught watching TV....

Another playing football...

and the third one........

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No, its not you...

Why do you always think you are a monkey??

The third one is still missing...

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Funniest Matrimonial Ads

FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish.
Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.

SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine
article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is
now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has
own house, car and successful career!

ECONOMIST
I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are
high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a
burden upon the national interest.

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New Isms

Chandrababuism

You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them
from Hyderabad.

Jayalalithaism

You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at
your feet.

Karunanidhiism

You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your
nephew.

Gandhism

You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

Indiraism

You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.

Lalooism

You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.

Rajnikantism

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My Kind of a Doctor

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste
them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart
will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of
your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and

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James Bond vs. Hyderabad Guy

James Bond vs. INDIAN Hyderabad guy

James Bond Style: The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by calling first Bond, then followed by great smile & finally James Bond.

His style is absolutely killing but he doesn't know the consequences when he meets our great south indian guy.

When Bond meets a Hyderabad guy

James Bond: "My name's Bond...(smiles and then says).... James Bond."

James Bond: "And you?"

Telugu Guy : "I am Sai...

Venkata Sai...

Siva Venkata Sai...
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....

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Door To Door Entrepreneur

This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you."

"OK, you're hired. Here's your kit; go sell!"

The second came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you."

"OK, you're hired! Here's your kit; go sell!"

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