Category: Misc
Miscellaneous Jokes
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What is Tension?
What is Tension? A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED. You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’ Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my…
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Why Kashmir Is Not A Dangerous Flashpoint For World War III
Why Kashmir is not a dangerous flashpoint for World War 3 ! This situation could really happen 🙂 Between 60’s and 80’s, the cold war between US and USSR was such that if USA launched a Nuke-loaded missile, USSR’s satellites were capable of nforming USSR army in 3 seconds, and in less than 45 seconds…
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Cold Winter
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the weather…
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Universal Laws
Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Anthony’s Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Kovac’s Conundrum When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. Cannon’s Karmic Law If you tell the…
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A Training Program for Top Management
A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife !”. The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, “That woman was my mother!” The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was…
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James Bond and The Telugu Guy
Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy.. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy : “Hello, May I know ur name please?” James Bond : “I am Bond.. James Bond.” James Bond: “and you?” Telugu Guy : “I am Sai… Venkata Sai… Siva Venkata Sai…Laxminarayana Siva…
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Orkut Song (Titanic Song Remake)
Every time in my orkut I see you. I scrap you. That is how I know you go on. Far across the Scrap Book And testimonials between us You have come to show yourself ” single”. Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the friends list does go on Once more you logged on…