Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Signs of Computer Addiction
People are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computer system because the following things may happen in their future. 1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. 2. When counting objects, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.. 3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is…
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Some good punch lines
Some great punch lines 1. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. 2. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. 3. If I save time, when do I get it back? 4. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 5. I am free of all…
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Woman and the Frog
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three 3 wishes.” The woman freed the frog.…
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Indian Mathematics
SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT . An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. One Chinese gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896 Sushmita Sen – 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London +…
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Millionaire’s Daughter And Alligator
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces: “My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man…
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Where is God?
Where is God? In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits’ end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked…
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Funny Responses in Linux
List of some “funny” responses from Linux when you mis-enter “appropriate” $ cat “food in cans” cat: can’t open food in cans $ nice man woman No manual entry for woman. $ rm God rm: God nonexistent $ ar t God ar: God does not exist $ ar r God ar: creating God $ make…
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Sher Shayari
1) tum aa gaye ho ; noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen 2) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? 3) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya.…
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Words Woman Use
WORDS WOMEN USE ****************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you(guys) need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the…