Category: Jokes

For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.

  • Reply to Letter

    This story is about a rather strange reply for a campground reservation. It is said to be true, but you be the judge. A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate, and elegant – especially in her language – was planning a week’s vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for…

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  • Breaking The News

    This couple were going on holidays and they left the neighbour in charge of the cat. After about a week in their holiday they received a telegram to say that the cat was run over by a car and died.

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  • Stupid Questions and Smart Answers

    STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS: BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me… GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?? GIRL…

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  • The Bum

    While walking down the street, a bum asks a man for $2. “Will you buy booze?” the man asks, to which the bum replies “No.” “Will you gamble it away?” Once again the bum replies “No.” Then the man asks, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a…

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  • World of Romance

    World of romance In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to…

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  • Garden Plow

    The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this the FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux, who is hiding marijuana inside his firewood logs.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” Next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. They search the shed where…

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  • NewsPaper Ad

    The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row – the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake. MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Pbone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. TUESDAY…

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  • HR Proposal Letter

    Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl friend. To, Juliet Sub: Offer of love! Ref: Meeting in coffee shop! Dearest Ms Juliet,

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