Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Social Family
Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa. Papa told her, “Maria, you’ll have to find another. Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother”. So Maria forgot about her Jose,…
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Leave
Suddenly one of the employees in an organisation took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL(project leader) asked for explanation.. The employee said “sir, my mom died unexpectedly”… The PL let it go at that!!!.. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died…. Then…
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Gifts
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later,they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said “I had a big house built for Mama.” The second…
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The Cleaner
Grab a coffee and read this, it will put some perspective back into your day… An unemployed man went to apply for a job with Microsoft thinking his best chance was as a janitor. The employment manager arranged for him to take an aptitude test per the company guide line: (Section XYZ: Floors, sweeping and…
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Crazy Question and Answer
Crazy Q & A 1) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? 2) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 3) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I…
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Views on Wives
These are the views of some really great people about a wife. If U diagree with it just delete it , else save it. But remember ur diagreeal doesn’t make a difference as I guess these people who have stated these are far more intellectual than we are …………… So just enjoy 🙂 ! Every…
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Three Shots of Whisky
An Irishman comes into a bar and orders three separate shots of Irish whiskey. He downs one, engages in casual conversation with the bartender, eventually finishing the other two. This goes on for a few days and the bartender finally says, “You know, I can put all three shots in one glass for you.” The…
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Incredible Movies
Indian movies will alwayz be an eye opener.Here is a story of Vijaykant’s next (Telegu) movie Its named as “Captain Planet”(WOW !!! wer do they get these names??) Vijaykant is a scientist in NASA…….( yes folks……….u read that right.NASA…the American space lab-A very big set designed for this by kalaipuli S.Dhaanu). When our hero was…
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Signs of Computer Addiction
People are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computer system because the following things may happen in their future. 1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. 2. When counting objects, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.. 3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is…
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Some good punch lines
Some great punch lines 1. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. 2. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. 3. If I save time, when do I get it back? 4. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 5. I am free of all…