Category: Jokes

For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.

  • What Indian guys do when they stay alone with a gal?

    A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded in the middle of nowhere. 2 Italian men and 1 italian woman 2 French men and 1 french woman 2 German men and 1 german woman 2 Greek men and 1 greek woman 2 Polish men and 1 polish woman 2 Mexican men…

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  • What is marketing?

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry…

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  • HairCut

    Women’s version: Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute! Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? Woman 2: Oh, God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I…

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  • Selling Cola in Arab

    One day I met a friend of mine. He was a salesman for a Cola company, posted in the Middle East. Seeing him back home, I got surprised and asked,” Weren’t you supposed to be in Arabia?” He gave his account thus. “I got posted in the Middle East. I was very confident that I…

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  • Fridge

    One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.…

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  • Match Fixing

    This joke was probably written in 2000 home series when SA ended up 2-0 in tests and 3-3 in ODIs, if I am right.:-) A bookie calls Hansie Cronje before the match between India and SouthAfrica. Cell phone rings. Hansie picks up. Cronje : hello Bookie : I am ……. Here. Cronje : yes tell…

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  • How to Make Man and Woman Happy

    How to make a woman happy…….. It’s really not difficult… To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be : 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic…

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  • Don’t mess With Children

    These are sooooo cute and you will chuckle!! 7 reasons not to mess with a child A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The…

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  • Indian Matrimony

    These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail… – Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i…

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