Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back…
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New Element In Periodic Table
A new element called woman: A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table which is recommended by my experienced friend. Element : Woman Symbol : Wo Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 – 200 kg. Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL…
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Smart Programmer
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer…
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Windows In Hindi
Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khirkiyan 2000. Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save As Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help…
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Some funny quotes on Man And Woman
Smart man + Smart women = Romance Smart man + Dumb women = Pregnancy Dumb man + Smart women = Affair Dumb man + Dumb women = marriage Smart boss + Smart employee = Profits Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee =…
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Three Tough Mice
Three Tough Mice There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a shot of tequila, slams the glass on the table and says, “I’m the toughest mouse in this city. I’m so tough that I walk throughout the house collecting mouse poison, return to my nest and grind up the…
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Me
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” “Is your Daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” To…