Category: Jokes

For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.

  • Talking Frog

    A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back…

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  • New Element In Periodic Table

    A new element called woman: A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table which is recommended by my experienced friend. Element : Woman Symbol : Wo Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 – 200 kg. Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL…

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  • Smart Programmer

    A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer…

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  • Big John

    One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet…

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  • Windows In Hindi

    Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khirkiyan 2000. Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save As Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help…

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  • Some funny quotes on Man And Woman

    Smart man + Smart women = Romance Smart man + Dumb women = Pregnancy Dumb man + Smart women = Affair Dumb man + Dumb women = marriage Smart boss + Smart employee = Profits Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee =…

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  • Three Tough Mice

    Three Tough Mice There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a shot of tequila, slams the glass on the table and says, “I’m the toughest mouse in this city. I’m so tough that I walk throughout the house collecting mouse poison, return to my nest and grind up the…

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  • Me

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” “Is your Daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” To…

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