Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Windows In Hindi
Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khirkiyan 2000. Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save As Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help…
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Some funny quotes on Man And Woman
Smart man + Smart women = Romance Smart man + Dumb women = Pregnancy Dumb man + Smart women = Affair Dumb man + Dumb women = marriage Smart boss + Smart employee = Profits Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee =…
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Three Tough Mice
Three Tough Mice There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a shot of tequila, slams the glass on the table and says, “I’m the toughest mouse in this city. I’m so tough that I walk throughout the house collecting mouse poison, return to my nest and grind up the…
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Me
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” “Is your Daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” To…
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Call Centre Jobs
CALL CENTRE JOBS: PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY R PAID SO MUCH……FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK 1). Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Customer “Ok.” Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Customer: “No.” Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”…