Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Why computers are female?
The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers…
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Professor Plumber
One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home broke down. He called a plumber. The plumber came on the next day, sealed a few screws and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked. “This is…
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Door To Door Entrepreneur
This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, “I want to sell Bibles for you.” “OK, you’re hired. Here’s your kit; go sell!” The second came…
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IT Deewar
I T – Deewar connection : Conversation between an “IT guy” and “Daily Wage Construction Worker” IT guy – Mere pass paisa hai…. Mere pass Daulat hai…. Bank Balance hai… IT Sector ka naam hai…. Stock Options hai….. Tere paas kya hai??? Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) Mere paas kaam hai….!!!
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Awesome PJ
A guy gets pissed off with his professor. Later he goes to canteen and orders a paav-bhaji. When he lifts the paav for eating…. he sees “Jannath” beneath the paav. So based on the above explained conditions can anyone expect the sir’s name? Scroll down for the answer…….. Answer: “Ishq ki chau” can neone explain…