Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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What is marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry…
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Selling Cola in Arab
One day I met a friend of mine. He was a salesman for a Cola company, posted in the Middle East. Seeing him back home, I got surprised and asked,” Weren’t you supposed to be in Arabia?” He gave his account thus. “I got posted in the Middle East. I was very confident that I…
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Fridge
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.…
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Match Fixing
This joke was probably written in 2000 home series when SA ended up 2-0 in tests and 3-3 in ODIs, if I am right.:-) A bookie calls Hansie Cronje before the match between India and SouthAfrica. Cell phone rings. Hansie picks up. Cronje : hello Bookie : I am ……. Here. Cronje : yes tell…