Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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New Isms
Chandrababuism You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad. Jayalalithaism You have two cows. You teach them to cry,”Ammaaaaaaa…” and fall at your feet. Karunanidhiism You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew. Gandhism You have two cows. But…
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Men Are Hard To Please
Men Are Hard To Please The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with…
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My Kind of a Doctor
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car…
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Stupid Question and Answer
10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:- 1. At the movies: When you meet quaintances/friends Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? A: Well,it’s so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I’d watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2. In…
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Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong
A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG…\ WIFE:”What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND:”Definitely not!” WIFE:”Why not – don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND:”Of course I do.” WIFE:”Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND:”Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE:”You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).” HUSBAND:(makes audible groan). WIFE:”Would you…
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Telugu Movie Direction
How ridiculous can direction get! Here is a sample. This describes three scenes in the movie “Sambhavi IPS” starring the ACTION heroine VijayShanti. Courtesy: www.fullhyd.com Link : http://www.fullhyderabad.com/scripts/profiles.php3?section=Movies&name=Sambhavi+IPS Sambhavi IPS ———— Cast : Vijayashanti, Telangana Shakuntala, Costume Krishna Director: Nageshwara Rao SCENE 1 ——- Vijayashanti has three thugs chasing her. She has only one bullet…
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American Independence
The teacher asked Sam who had signed America’s Declaration of Independence. “I don’t know and I don’t care,” said the boy rudely. Later the teacher called both the student and his father to his office and explained the son’s bad attitude. “You must tell the truth” said the father angrily to his son. “If you…
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Living in 2004
You know you’re living in 2004, when… 1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5.…
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Day With The Elephant
How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card. Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin. NO NO!! Carry on…you can still read it!!! Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A:…