Category: Technical
Jokes related to computers and Professions
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Signs of Computer Addiction
People are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computer system because the following things may happen in their future. 1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. 2. When counting objects, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.. 3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is…
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Funny Responses in Linux
List of some “funny” responses from Linux when you mis-enter “appropriate” $ cat “food in cans” cat: can’t open food in cans $ nice man woman No manual entry for woman. $ rm God rm: God nonexistent $ ar t God ar: God does not exist $ ar r God ar: creating God $ make…
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HR Proposal Letter
Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl friend. To, Juliet Sub: Offer of love! Ref: Meeting in coffee shop! Dearest Ms Juliet,
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IT Deewar
I T – Deewar connection : Conversation between an “IT guy” and “Daily Wage Construction Worker” IT guy – Mere pass paisa hai…. Mere pass Daulat hai…. Bank Balance hai… IT Sector ka naam hai…. Stock Options hai….. Tere paas kya hai??? Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) Mere paas kaam hai….!!!
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Living in 2004
You know you’re living in 2004, when… 1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5.…
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Management Lessons
Lesson Number 1: —————- A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” so, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All…