Category: Technical
Jokes related to computers and Professions
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HR Proposal Letter
Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl friend. To, Juliet Sub: Offer of love! Ref: Meeting in coffee shop! Dearest Ms Juliet,
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IT Deewar
I T – Deewar connection : Conversation between an “IT guy” and “Daily Wage Construction Worker” IT guy – Mere pass paisa hai…. Mere pass Daulat hai…. Bank Balance hai… IT Sector ka naam hai…. Stock Options hai….. Tere paas kya hai??? Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) Mere paas kaam hai….!!!
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Living in 2004
You know you’re living in 2004, when… 1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5.…
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Management Lessons
Lesson Number 1: —————- A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” so, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All…
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What is marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry…
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Match Fixing
This joke was probably written in 2000 home series when SA ended up 2-0 in tests and 3-3 in ODIs, if I am right.:-) A bookie calls Hansie Cronje before the match between India and SouthAfrica. Cell phone rings. Hansie picks up. Cronje : hello Bookie : I am ……. Here. Cronje : yes tell…