Category: Technical
Jokes related to computers and Professions
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IT Support
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making an expected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9…
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Talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back…
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Windows In Hindi
Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khirkiyan 2000. Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save As Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help…
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Call Centre Jobs
CALL CENTRE JOBS: PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY R PAID SO MUCH……FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK 1). Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Customer “Ok.” Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Customer: “No.” Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”…
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The Cleaner
Grab a coffee and read this, it will put some perspective back into your day… An unemployed man went to apply for a job with Microsoft thinking his best chance was as a janitor. The employment manager arranged for him to take an aptitude test per the company guide line: (Section XYZ: Floors, sweeping and…