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Windows In Hindi

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that
Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khirkiyan 2000.

Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save As
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Chuno = Select
Sab Chuno = Select All
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Dak = Mail
Dakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Dhoor se dhekho = Zoom out
Kholo = Open
Band Karo = Close
Naya = New
Badli karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chaapo = Print

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Another PJ

A person travelling in a deluxe car and he got struck in a desert..........he wants to take a bath with soap and water.......there is no water anywhere in the vicinity..........guess how he manages to take the bath in the desert

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So here is the answer :

As he is having a 'd lux' car..........he will integrate it and hence the d(derivator) symbol will cancel out and he will get

lux + c(constant of integration)...........so he will get c(sea) and lux(soap)..........and he will enjoy taking a bath......

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Awesome PJ

A guy gets pissed off with his professor. Later he goes to canteen and
orders a paav-bhaji. When he lifts the paav for eating.... he sees
"Jannath" beneath the paav.

So based on the above explained conditions can anyone expect the sir's
name?

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Answer: "Ishq ki chau"

can neone explain why???

scroll down again for the explanation....

explanation: As per the song in Dil Se "Ginke sir ho Ishq ki chau, paav ke
niche jannath hogi".... that's why..... ;))))))))

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Day With The Elephant

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.

Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would
be an Aspirin.

NO NO!! Carry on...you can still read it!!!

Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it fell asleep.

Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was a copy cat.

Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought this was all a game.

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Ultra PJ

An ant knocks the door of a house. House owner opens the door.
"I want a place to stay", said the ant .
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost",
said the owner.
Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days,
the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you
please allow this ant to stay along with me".
"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.
After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the
owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without

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