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Ways to spot indian travellers

I'm not saying that "YOU ARE" or "YOU HAVE TO BE". All
I'm saying is that there is a very (VERY) high chance
that you are an Indian traveler flying abroad if you
do any of the following things:

1. Carry home cooked food with you on the flight.

2. Wear a suit even if you are not going for any
business or business related work.

3. Ask the person sitting next to you in the flight
where they are going (pleaseeeeee people, it's a
flight and not a bus. The chances are very very very
high that you are all going to the same place!!!)

Category: 
Misc

Good one

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching
dad on the mobile.

Women!!

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a
tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

Category: 
Genders

Yamraj Joke

A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.

ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL....SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING. HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.

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> "SORRY SON, Appraisal time, HAD TO ACHIEVE THE TARGET..."

Category: 
Technical

This is serious stuff ...

A true, touching love story that happened in the Jamu & Kashmir(border) areas. The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to know about their love, they did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.

Category: 
Poor Jokes

Insulting SMS

[1] Fool

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!

[2] Lunatic

I've written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

[3] Dead Fool

Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

[4] Mental

My friend, the best quality

Category: 
One Liners

Conversation with PM

One day a man was having a conversation with god when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints.

Category: 
Technical

Something New

Some thing new

.....................

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to

Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur!

Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka

nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se

kah do ki Thakur

Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software

banana bund kar diya

hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye

programmers hire

kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par

powerbuilder chal

Category: 
Technical

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