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Never assume that BOSS knows everything!
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a SHREDDER with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left for the day. Can you make this thing work?”…
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Men Heard To Please
Men Are Hard To Please …….VERY VERY TRUE The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t , he says u are PROUD . If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t , he says u…
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Nine Words Women Use
Nine words women use… Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch…
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Engagement And 27 Birthday
I thought of giving my friends and distant relatives a surprise by posting a blog entry that I’m going to get married soon. But I delayed this for so long that now probably everyone who knows me is informed of my marriage :). And for those who still don’t know this, here is the official…
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Confessions of a man
Got this as a forward from someone … I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. One evening last…
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First They Came
This is one of my favourite poems. I remember reading it in school and firmly believe in it. The summary of the poem is simple. If today you do not raise your voice for the down-trodden and the lesser fortunate, then tomorrow there will be nobody left to support you when in need. When the…
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Cheapest VoIP Provider to India
Betamax, the company behind low cost voip services such as VoipDiscount has now come out with another offering Actionvoip. While Actionvoip does not provide free calls to any destination, it does provide the cheapest rate to call up Indian landlines (46 paise / minute) and mobiles (66 paise / minute). This is so far the…
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HAND BOOK 2009
Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy. 5. Make time to…
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Thank You From Jayaprakash Narayan, Lok Satta Party
7th May 2009 Dear Friend, You, along with thousands of like-minded volunteers and supporters have done a spectacular job for the 2009 elections! Lok Satta Party (LSP) whole-heartedly acknowledges and thanks all your unstinted efforts including phone calls to voters, talking to and convincing friends and family members, circulating emails, forwarding of SMSes, directly volunteering…
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What Does A Woman Want
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer…