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Something New
Some thing new ………………… Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya”. Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon…
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Convocation address delivered by Dr.R.A.Mashelkar, Director General, CSIR, at the 4th Convocation of IIIT-H
Following is the (truly inspiring) convocation address delivered by Dr. R.A. Mashelkar, Director General, CSIR, at the 4th Convocation of our institute on 20th August 2005. “India’s Future: “IT” as in “Indian Talent” 1. Dr. Y.S. Rajasekhara Reddy, Hon.ble Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh, Prof. Rajeev Sangal, Director, International Institute of Information Technology, Hyderabad, proud…
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All is not Lost
All Is Not Lost! A 10-year-old boy decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident. The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn’t understand why, after three months of training the master had taught…
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Cool Optical Illusion
If you continue to focus on the cross in the center of the image you will notice that ……….. the circle of violet circles will soon DISAPPEAR completely …………. and you will see only the green spot (which is actually violet)
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How Wipro lost the ABN Amro deal…..
Have u tried to figure out why Wipro did not figure in the list of companies to whom ABN Amro has outsourced work???? Highly placed sources have come out with the reason… A few days before the decision was being made, the CEO of ABN Amro called the Business Development Managers of all the companies…
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Casual Day
A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same. Week 1 Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice. Week 3 Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts…
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Funny English Conversation
*… read conversation between Mr. Watt and William Knott…* “Who’s calling?” was the answer to the telephone. “Watt.” “What is your name, please?” “Watt’s my name.” “That’s what I asked you. What’s your name?” “That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name.” A long pause, and then from Watt, “Is this James Brown?” “No, this…
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Coolest Doubt in Mahabharat
Coolest doubt in Mahabharat !!!! In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘krishnajanma’ part of it. Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki…
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Impact of Job Change
IMPACT OF JOB-CHANGE A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said:…