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Funny marriage quotes
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you…
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Very interesting Law
*Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant***
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Husband Shopping
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Seattle where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any…
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Speech by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple
————————- Stanford Report, June 14, 2005 ‘You’ve got to find what you love,’ Jobs says This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005. I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the…
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1ly 4 crazy sms lovers
SMS Short Cuts: 1dRfl – wonderful 2 – to/too/two 2dA – today 2moro – tomorrow 2nite – tonite 3dom – freedom 4 – for 4get – forget 4N – foreign ADN – any day now AFAIK – as far as I know AFAIR – as far as I recall ASAP – as soon as possible…
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Redifining Attention !!!
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor : The…
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Eight Monkeys
I guess we follow this… honestly…. This one is brilliant…..read on ..it makes lot of sense! Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the…