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Dilbert’s Theorem on Salary
Dilbert’s Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists never earn as much salary as business executives, sales people & Management guys This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) Postulate 3: (as every engineer…
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Stanley Cup
Stanley Cup It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbour. “The seat is…
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Love Algorithm
This algorithm has been tested and works fine. 1. Search for a most-beautiful girl.Find a way to talk to her. Finding a reason depends on your skill. You have to find a reason because she would never approach no matter how frustrated she is. 2. If you don’t succeed got to step 1 again. 3.…
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Speech by Abdul Kalam
I have three visions for India. In 3000 years of our history people from all over the world have come and invaded us, captured our lands, conquered our minds. From Alexander onwards. The Greeks, the Turks, the Moguls, the Portuguese, the British, the French, the Dutch, all of them came and looted us, took over…
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A wonderful article on accepting things
Dr. Alan Zimmerman’s Comments: Sooner or later, everyone you know will disappoint you in some way. They’ll say something or fail to say something that will hurt you. And they’ll do something or fail to do something that will anger you. It’s inevitable. Unfortunately, you make things worse when you stew over someone’s words and…
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Baba
This is a conversation that took place between a person(Y) in the public and a marketing guy(X). X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which aftershave do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which deodorant do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which toothpaste do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which shampoo do you…
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16 Things Learnt By Dave Barry
16 THINGS THAT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that…
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Project Proposal
Programmer to Team Leader : “We can’t do this proposed project.**CAN NOT**. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to…
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Interviews
E – Employee, C – Candidate Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don’t want to…
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It’s a dog’s life
A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have…