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20 Common Engineering Rules
The 4-year holiday called engineering 20 things common to all engg colleges: 1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the ‘dhaba’ next to the college. 2).Rules are made to be broken. 3).Promises are made to be broken. 4).Deadlines are made to be extended…ALWAYS! 5).Guys always…
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Let Me Know
When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow in your eyes, Just let me know, Because, I want to be there for you, Because! * **One of my friends is selling * *Tissue Papers* * * *Buy 1, Get 1 Free…** hhhhhhhheeeee………. hhhhaaaaaa!!!*
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Logical Reasoning
1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c so a=c tell me another example. Student: I love u – u love your daughter – so I love your daughter. 2) Three fastest means of communication telephone – television – tell A women 3) Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arrange marriage” It is…
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Stress Relievers
Stress Reliever # 1 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say…
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Update
Added a new Open Diary section. This is in a very crude form currently. Future plans include addi ng a calendar like interface where one can navigate to any date with ease. Inspired by the site http://www.anybrowser.org I have decided to make my website compatible with all the famous browsers. This would mean now my…
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North India Trip
North India Trip —————- Introduction ———— This article has been written keeping in mind that it would be useful sharing my experiences about the trip with others. Before I proceed with the details, let me give a brief introduction. This trip was originally planned about 8 months back :-). That was when I had come…
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Good Philosophical Note
A good philosophical note. ========================== A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this $20 bill?” Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He…
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Some less known facts
If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.…
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Delivery Interpretations
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one…