-
Delivery Interpretations
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one…
-
Fried Eggs
Fried Eggs A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!” Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh, my GOD! WHERE are we going…
-
Some wonderful sayings
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. – Albert Einstein +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= =+= The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and…
-
Third Monkey
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo…. One was caught watching TV…. Another playing football… and the third one…….. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No, its not you… Why…
-
Triple Filter
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to be held in high esteem because of his knowledge. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, ‘Do you know what I just heard about your friend?’ ‘Hold on a minute,’ Socrates replied. ‘Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s…
-
2% or 98%
This is really interesting and amusing. Please try it. 2% or 98% This is strange…can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There’s no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions,…
-
Donate Blood
The below article was written by my manager for an internal newsletter. Hope you like this article.. Healing Touch –Praveen Gupta “First break all the rules”, “Challenge the stereotypes”, “Live for the moment”, “Resolutions are for lesser mortals”, “What the hell” are some of the thoughts that reverberate my mind towards the end of every…
-
Newton Laws Refined
Law 1 .Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager. Law 2 . The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law…
-
Cyber Age Movie Story
Cyber Age Movie Story Hero is a software engineer. He does not have a life worth speaking of. He spends eighteen hours a day in the office working and browsing the net. Heroine is a software engineer in the same company. She does not have a life either. She spends eight hours in front of…
-
Funniest Matrimonial Ads
FISHERMAN Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat. SALESMAN Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor’s around is now looking for a wife. And you…