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Day With The Elephant
How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card. Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin. NO NO!! Carry on…you can still read it!!! Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A:…
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Awesome PJ
A guy gets pissed off with his professor. Later he goes to canteen and orders a paav-bhaji. When he lifts the paav for eating…. he sees “Jannath” beneath the paav. So based on the above explained conditions can anyone expect the sir’s name? Scroll down for the answer…….. Answer: “Ishq ki chau” can neone explain…
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Another PJ
A person travelling in a deluxe car and he got struck in a desert……….he wants to take a bath with soap and water…….there is no water anywhere in the vicinity……….guess how he manages to take the bath in the desert Scroll down So here is the answer : As he is having a ‘d lux’…
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Windows In Hindi
Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khirkiyan 2000. Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save As Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help…
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Talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back…
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IT Support
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making an expected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9…
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Sprite Ad
New AD – Imagine urself in Sprite Ad… Your Colleague : Hey !! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh…. Naye language seekh . Night out Maar….Fundoo programming kar like me….! Do something cool man !! You: Achha ! To usse Kya hoga .. Your Colleague : Impression !!! Appraisal…
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Software Guy Proposal Letter
Have you ever wondered how a software guy would propose? Well, here is a template … Dear Ms. ABC, Baby, I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on local railway platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in…
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Match Fixing
This joke was probably written in 2000 home series when SA ended up 2-0 in tests and 3-3 in ODIs, if I am right.:-) A bookie calls Hansie Cronje before the match between India and SouthAfrica. Cell phone rings. Hansie picks up. Cronje : hello Bookie : I am ……. Here. Cronje : yes tell…
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What is marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry…