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What is Tension?

What is Tension?

A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.

Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’

THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.

You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’

Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father?

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.

Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”

THIS IS REAL TENSION. ☺

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August 9, 2010 - 11:14 — ravi (not verified)

It is a fantastic joke on

It is a fantastic joke on tension

August 2, 2010 - 01:26 — Raju (not verified)

Hi friend!!! It's

Hi friend!!! It's nicejoke..Thanx for the post...

regards,
raju.k

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